Keefaz

Christ. They're right about black being a slimming colour. Martins has feckin shrunk.

There's a lot I like about Milner, but his corners tend to be shite. What's wrong with Nobby taking them?

So, we're shit at both ends of the pitch?

Mick Lowes just confirms Gooch is going back to Belgium.

Good amount of booing at the whistle. Support quiet to OK during the match, but a bit grumpy.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YA BASTARDS!

This sounds almost like the Newcastle of old: decent going forward but utterly shite at the back.

WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?

Loved Jeff Stelling's reaction. "Was probably just handbags". :lol:

Only just realised have they? Just as they said it, we've actually had 3/4 good chances.

Couple of decent chances in a row. Parker's got nee nous in front of goal.

One of the biggest growing sports around, innit? Give it a few years and it might actually be watchable.

Just listening to this is depressing. Defending awful. Owen playing on the half-way line.

Bentley or Milner?

Jesus christ thats insane....maybe they CAN do it.... Bring on the lawsuit by the other bottom 6. Forget the lawsuit. I think the chairmen should just fight it out. Get them all out on the pitch at Wembley, last man standing.

Berbatov... Tevez if he can keep the Hammers up.

Sibierski=Signing of the season Thats what Roeder thinks apparently Just saw this morning that Citeh are going to finish with a record for lowest number of goals scored at home in the entire league. That's what you get when you let your super-striker go for nowt.

'Fraid not, dude.

Anyone know what awards Milner recieved before the match?

Christ. This sounds shit.

Maybe if they beat us 6-0.

Not really. If we lose badly, though, the boos'll ring out.

Well, at least he's good in the air.

Bramble snoozing?

McCarthy, good player.