Keefaz

The most we can hope now is that Roeder gets in plenty of third-person stuff in the post-match interview. 'Glen Roeder is not a quitter'. 'Glen Roeder's lived through worse than this, believe you me.' 'Glen Roeder does not make excuses...' BLAH BLAH BLAH

My auld man has a better touch than Martins and he's 69. Makes sense ... cuz Martins is 80.

Fin.

My auld man has a better touch than Martins and he's 69.

'He beat Stephan Carr then went back to beat him again...'

5 mins for Roeder to try and save his arse.

So you didn't see our 2:1 win over Liverpool then?.. As for Bellamy vs Martins.. well I like Martins and have defended him in the past, but at the moment he's certainly not on the same level as Bellamy was for us. He's scored more goals, but his performances have been nowhere near as good. Bellamy consistently inspired our team when he was here (well consistently when he was fit anyway ). Could Bellamy have scored almost 20 goals in a season when leading the line ON HIS OWN? In fact, Martins has scored more this season than any season that Bellamy was here, and he's chipped in with a few assists too. I'm sorry, but whatever you think of Bellamy, his link-up play and all-round team play is about ten times that of Martins.

SBR summed it up best: he's a strange boy.

What the piss is a lard sculpture?

Any bias? I'd like to think so.

Weighted balls on a wet pitch are obviously harder on a wet pitch. We had some canny passes in the first leg against Alkmaar.

They seem desperate to throw it away.

shevchenko never scored. shevchenkos not useless He fucking is.

I've heard awful stories about Ayresome Park, like. I wasn't really talking about violence, more modern-day stewards, etc.

I wonder if any travelling fans have bother at SJP. You hear the odd story...

Parker in the Journal today seems to think it's still up for grabs.

Pompey, going by what I've heard on TV and heard from other people. Spurs fans have always been good at SJP, imo.

Not even the best English footballer at the moment. Temporary. Give me Rooney anyday. Who do you think the best players is at the moment anyway mate, out of interest ? Gerrard ? I'd take him as the 2nd best English player. I thought this was a wind-up. Are you serious?

I can't listen to it now. Utter pish.

Am I being sold a woosh here? I'm not touching it.

Fucking spastics can't even ask decent questions.

Aye but they also lost at home....Crespo if I remember correctly. How many of Manure's injured players would have returned. Did Man U have a few injury problems? I don't think Tyldesley mentioned that. Oh yes, he did. Towards the start, about 4000 times, just in case it didn't go their way. It was awesome. He basically ennumerated about 5 reasons why Man United should lose.

It'll definitely be tight. Should be a decent watch.

Played really well the 2nd half, to be fair.

Watch out. Rooney's just scored.