Keefaz

Feet by Ronaldo there...

He's fucking awful.

Man United look knackered, tbh.

Fuck off man, talking shite. Eh? It's a fucking fact, you tool. Dunno if he was just pissing about with his mates, like.

Scholes vs Kaka?

Man Utd's player of the season, I seem to remember. Aye, I wouldn't have him, like.

I don't think Heinze was getting it, but Evre didn't bloody help, like.

He hasn't looked comfortable, but in his first season he was immense.

Are you smoking crack?

Pleat: Shut the fuck up, please. He's ruining this fucking match.

Ronaldo should go left wing, I think. Seems acres down there.

I'll say that's Heinze -2, now.

Great defending, lads.

The commentary is such shit.

Christ knows why Ronaldo isn't running at their 5000 year old defence a bit more.

Maldini -1 ... -1 Heinze. Or something.

Saw Bramble in The Gate going down the up escalator. Honestly.

Beautiful goal by Kaka, tbh.

'If United were offered 1-0 now, would they take it?' OF COURSE THEY FUCKING WOULD, YOU PLUM!

Can't see why Pleat was trying to give it Cronaldo; Dida touched it twice before it went in, ffs.

Congratulations, you've found the only thing worse than Stephen Carr. Christ. That was shite.

How about Kingsley Black Steve Phillips Vitālijs Astafjevs Sergei Baltacha These are too random. Who?!

He is a cheating fuck... but also a top quality player.

Didn't really see anyone else challenging for either, so... No doubt Mourinho'll bitch about this too.

Me too. Decent atmos, too, at times.