Keefaz

great. that's cleared this debate up then.... NP

He's fucking good enough for us.

Aye, he had about three decent shots on target before he finally scored. Awesome. Scored the following match, as well, I think. Thought he was going to go on a run. Saw him in Starbucks just before he left, looked feckin miserable, gave him a thumbs up and he said thanks. Bit clumsy at times and gave away a few daft pens, but genuinely cared and wasn't a tit.

Chelsea are working hard. Excellent closing down.

Dabizas?! Harsh! Gave his all, scored against the mackems, loved the Toon.

That one's funny, though. It's a big long spiel about how we need to play better, the players need to talk more, confidence is low, etc., etc. and oh, by the way, we've had a lot of injuries. Don't forget that bit.

Hoho! Also noticed our league record shown on the same poster: 4th, 1st, 4th, 1st, 4th, 1st, 4th! I bet they were well pissed off when we finished 8th the next season!

Maybe you guys can help me out, then. My sister gave me a poster for my birthday the other week featuring our 1910 FA Cup winning side which had Bill McCracken in it. He was the only name I recognised apart from Colin Veitch, and only because I know he destroyed the offside law in place at the time. What exactly did he do?

Right half actually, i.e. right sided centre-back. ie a right back. Wasn't this in the days when they played 2-4-4? Surely they only had two defenders?

Hairstyle? Just his grin, I think.

Always thought Okocha looked a bit vampiric, like.

Steven Taylor. Looks like he's had a few sleepless nights.

I'm sure there were loads more achilles problems when I was a kid. Nowadays, it's all knees.

The biggest myth is that we're born to fail. Keegan all the way to Roeder for some reason have perpetuated this idea that because we're Newcastle, we're doomed to fall at the final hurdle. Fuck off.

We've been linked with Brown all season...

It's in Bramble's best interests to leave. He's not getting any better here, and unless he's happy being a laughing stock, he should try fresh pastures.

If FF wants ST holders to renew he'll have to start handing out complete replica strips.

"However, for Parker to do this is unacceptable and inexcusable, even if he were to cite frustration as his justification. "Many, many fans were left devastated about the incident." Fuck off and die.

Thought the Man City match report was good. I like nufc.com and I've read every match report they've done since they started, basically. Tbh, I agree with most things they say. The bit about 'tosspots who queue to buy the shirt' was a touch out of order but I agree with their viewpoint that if the hardcore of fans who've supported the club through thick and thin stop giving a toss, the club's little more than a fashionable brand for Geordies and people who like the strip.

Can't think of three. Bowyer, maybe. There's lots I didn't think much of, but I didn't really actively dislike many.

Given, Beardsley, Rob Lee. Or something.

If Shola ever scores 20 goals in a Premiership season, just let me know, please. That 'won't happen, ever. But, problem with Ameobi is not solely in his ability or disability to score. Problem is that when you're playing with him in the team it looks like you have one player less on the pitch. His control of the ball is awful, and so is his ability to pass and colaborate with the other striker and midfielders. I thought we were talking about Shola here, not Martins...

Tbf, no one know the whole story. I mean, it's pretty unimportant, but surely if he's on his way to training then he mightn't have had time to stop. Surely better to get him after training, right?

Who cares? 'Whey, we've won nowt, but we hosted the final once!'

I say about 20 September.