Keefaz

Wait until he has the record for worst PL finish as a Newcastle manager.

I would love to see England play Ameobi just once for a chuckle. What harm can it do? No other bugger can score.

I can't see how Heinze is a realistic target. Imo, he's one of the top left-backs in Europe. Why the feck would he come to us?

That made me feel a bit funny.

Not just Mourinho, it seems, anyone arrogant: Ferguson, Wenger, Van Gaal... you name them.

...or if he wants to catch aids off his manky fucking dog.

because he's an arrogant cock who is never gracious in defeat or victory For the first six months or so the entire country thought the sun shone out of his backside. I think the association with Chelsea and what it's become has damaged his reputation, but I think behind it all he's a decent fella. Even if he is an arrogant prick, though, I'd still have had him here.

Dog aids is the worst kind.

He got it off his dog.

I don't understand the principal argument. Why would everyone hate us if Mourinho was our manager?

You've got wonder if Roy's really thought this over. It's like Gerald Ratner telling Bill Gates how to run a company.

We'll lose/draw the first 6 matches. Roeder will be out on his arse. Shearer will step into the breach and after that, my crystal ball loses its insight.

you've destroyed my world you bastard! *cries into Toon Army duvet* I've got a Transformers one.

England is the feckin Newcastle of international football.

Christ. I'm afraid I'll to agree with Vic. I can't remember a single person on here or in real life who actually wanted Roeder. At least no one sane. All that 'the fans picked him' stuff was bollocks.

It'd be mint to play a match on the real pitch, like. Don't think I could last 60 minutes, mind.

Why's the badge in the middle? Looks shit. The shorts are http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2726/emotbarfji3.gif

Newcastle, N. Tyneside and Gateshead is Geordie, to me. Everything else is dubious. And I'm a bit dubious about Gateshead, actually. Funny folk south of the river, tbh. The missus suggested moving there once. I told her in no uncertain terms that was never going to happen.

Zigic is that 10ft tall fella?

True, like. It is pink.

I see. Does this mean I have, myself, been pwned?

You mean owned, right?

I wonder if, when you're having a chat with your mates, you ever reach over, grab each one of them by the neck and try to shit down their throats? Cos' that's what you do in every discussion on this fucking board.

Maybe tactically weak was a bit strong, but his tactics are limited. How about that?

Wenger doesn't find them, most were found by Damien Comolli who was his chief European scout. I don't think there are many of us who seriously pictured Wenger popping off to Belgium to take in an under 18 match on his days off, like.