Keefaz

He was wrong about that. he won the world cup. What a crazy time! That's something we'll never forget... http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6032/huckercupok4.jpg

Tbh, I don't really rate Hleb. And Baptista is just the Brazilian Shola Ameobi.

He was wrong about that.

Fabregash, more like.

Could you possibly be insinuating that Bramble is perhaps not a model professional? Outrageous!

I have heard it called the Cathedral, but none of that other shit.

The real answer is no, but he's been so disappointingly average and stupid that he seems much worse than he is.

I am going, first UEFA match this season. I'm taking my dad, so if we're not up to much I'll hear him moan about it for the rest of the month.

Utterly shit. So many poor performances it's untrue. Boro were fucking hopeless and it was simply a case of breaking down a poor team: something we couldn't do. Dyer was shit, but Martins wasn't far behind. Milner and Zog were both very frustrating. I thought Gooch looked very dodgy at times. Parker was probably our best player, but that's not saying much, tbh. REALLY disappointing, Glen. You must do better against distinctly average teams like this at home.

I'm not sure this phrase means what you think it means.

'Joysuz. Oim so shoit oi even warnta kick moi own ead in.'

Look, mate, you're not going to play for Real Madrid again. You should accept that.

Arf!

I think it looks alright, too, actually. I know that it'll get a sponsor on, but I wish we'd introduce a kit for a season with no sponsor: would look the business, imo.

Good interview. I still think we should only play him next season if we're in utter dire straits.

Never liked the look of him in the middle. Yet. Much better on the wing. If he ever does go, I expect plenty £££s.

Honestly, I don't think he'd ever seen Gooch before the media starting linking us to him. Even then, he said he wasn't interested.

That's what I was thinking. Isn't he auld as fook?

Wait. An extended rehabilitation seems to have helped Dyer, so it might be prudent to follow the same course for Owen.

It's beautiful to see them riled about Shearer even now.

Hahahaha! That's comedy gold!

Good that. You can see Shearer's touch is still about a million times better than any of those lads.

11 missed pens? Sounds like a lot. I can only remember three or four off the top of my head.

The only time I've seen us really stroke the ball around was away against Waregem in the last ten mins or so.

Won hardly anything at Inter, if any top side is the epitomy of underachivement its that club. He won the Championship, Italian Cup twice and the Super Cup with them. Underachieving cunts.