Keefaz

Pickford actually mental

Kane and Sterling both impressive. Not convinced by centre midfield. Pickford again looking totally insane and unreliable.

Hard working bastards

Not enough dickheads or headcases in this squad. Doesn't feel like England.

Can't imagine Southgate will be happy about backheeling in your own box, like.

Walker with some classic Steven Taylor-esque finger pointing

Pickford looks insane.

They're bad, man.

Poor Ukraine

Think Sterling's been brilliant.

Absolute delivery

Glad Ukraine aren't very good.

Good finish. He's been alright second half.

Good job Germany are shit.

Take it all back, Kane is amazing.

I mean, even when Shearer couldn't walk, he could still trap a ball played to him with back to goal.

The gammon love him

I mean, it's pretty easy to mark someone who doesn't move.

Fucking fucking Kane

Kane.

Fucking Kane

He's definitely starting in the second half now.

Seem to have an extra man there. Not sure this formation is all that.

The first yard is not in his head.

Get that lad off, man.