Sima

Fuck is the keeper doing?

Guess Havertz’s missus isn’t getting a miscarriage wished on her tonight.

At least results are going for us this weekend.

Drury

Back there and into a section of the Leazes of needs be.

Aston Villa’s player turnover is quite something.

First half was decent in Block T of the Gallowgate but you could send the anxiety set in 5 minutes into the second half.

Nah, Level 7 detaches you from the game significantly. I don’t need to replicate the 2D view in FM while freezing my bollocks off in the winter.

You could incorporate that view into a new stadium. Have a section cut away with a panoramic view of the city with the Tyne Bridge as the centrepiece. Would look class.

Has to be him like, he was relentless the other week. Miserable cunt.

Baldy fucker?

Whereabouts were you? I was in the GEC for the Bournemouth game and there was a right whinging cunt next to me. Never heard nowt like it.

Bournemouth 0-1 Liverpool Everton 1-2 Leicester Ipswich 3-1 Southampton Newcastle 1-1 Fulham Wolves 1-1 Villa Brentford 3-0 Spurs Man United 1-1 Palace Arsenal 1-2 Man City Chelsea 3-1 West Ham Everton 0-4 Liverpool

£90m for Mitoma. Unbelievable, man.

Gewgle Attendance Analytics.

Super Hans been over the night before?

Not like The Chronicle/Paperback to piss on our chips.

Doubt he cares. He’ll be earning a shitload in signing-on fees.

No way.

Is there any of our rivals PIF haven’t bailed out? Arsenal maybe?

Gaslighting LEGO-headed nonce.

No surprise that an allegation like that swiftly moved into misogyny and trying to blame Newcastle fans.

I don’t think it was, it was a cynical attempt to stop the counter with excessive aggression regarding the studs on the calf. Arsenal are such spoilt wankers.

Like I said, their abuse is now vindicated and they’ve been enabled to do exactly the same next time they feel they’ve been “wronged”. Which won’t be long.

Was the same with David Coote. Okay for Andy Robertson and Klopp to scream abuse in his face because they perceive he has got a decision wrong but heaven forbid he (rightly) calls Klopp a cunt.