Sima

How’s that not a booking for that rat McGinn?

Disappointed we didn’t see the return of GhoeberX after Kluivert’s hat trick last week.

Haven’t watched it but I can guarantee 7 minutes is too many.

Because Levy is daft.

They’ll go for Frank instead, I reckon.

Agent Guehi.

Even if they do throw money at it, PSR hamstrings them anyway just because they are scared of usurpers to their beloved clubs at the top end of the table.

Guardiola creeping around an opposition player again. I know there’s the obvious link but he’s always at it.

Thought it was Morgan Rogers?

Chelsea have gifted Man City this.

Truly embarrassing.

Stupid from Sancho. Stay in your own half.

Jackson is meme, man.

Shame.

On second glance, aye. Looked like a clusterfuck on first glance.

Sanchez

What the fuck is a Pitcam in relation to football? Game’s gone.

Sanchez is proper shit.

Something genuinely loathsome about Foden.

You just know these will be on fire again by the time we play them.

Why did Jackson take a touch?

Cunt can’t pass a ball to save his life.

Rattled.

Woof. Bullet dodged.

Fuck off Longstaff, been on five minutes and he’s playing lazy passes.