Sima

Had 11 Asprilla on the back of mine. Fucking wounded I probably binned it (can’t remember)

Whack a picture of Mad Dog on there. Or our most recent dressing room.

£4 a week over 36 weeks

It was £40, £50 for the long-sleeved version.

Alisson will leave in the summer imo.

If we don’t spend anything this window, we’ll have spent hardly anything in 18 months while Chelsea will no doubt spend another £400m in the summer.

Nah, the restrictions will stay in place but they’ll get “exceptions”.

Diaby MkII

Keyfer Mewer

These Championship teams are fucking dump. What a shit pen.

I think Lascelles will be away. To clear up any confusion as to who is now the club captain and any squad PR issues more than anything.

Cunha banned for two games for that brawl at the end of the Ipswich game. Schar got more for not headbutting Brereton-Diaz.

“The Butcher” What an embarrassment, basically trying to manifest an image.

Aye, game would have been done then and about 1/4 of their fans would have fucked off instantly.

Beige fraud.

Martial the better deal imo.

Remember when they were heavily linked with Kane Ended up with Hojlund which is similar to us starting Osula every game.

Nah, both are shit.

Hojlund is fucking shite.

They’ll get an exception.

I think he waits too long to make substitutions if we’re 2-0 up but apart from that I can’t fault him.

What odds can I get for Ruben Interim (thanks @Lush Vlad) to be gone by the end of February?

He’s like a comfortable pair of shoes. Tino is the new pair you want to break in but if you’re kicking about the doors, you can rely on Kieran.

Fully in love with this bloke like. majestic.

These are shit. Fuck them.