Sima

Fancy doing that in a friendly, man. Weird cunt.

I want to see an opposing winger or a full back proper pile into him at pace, preferably a sliding tackle. He knows it will play on a player’s peripheral vision.

He does this every game. It’s about time someone pushed the cunt out of the way.

Woke Martin skating his players already. He’ll be lucky to last until the end of September at this rate.

Both him and Kaveh are cartel shills.

Agree with every word, we’ve seen nothing from PIF outside of what another forward-thinking owner could have done. In the near four years they’ve been here they have been nowhere near justifying the PR baggage that they bring. Eddie Howe’s incredible performance has completely papered over their flaws.

He’ll be a £65m player by next summer. We need to get involved in this one.

Would never tire of kicking Romano in the bracket. The disrespect he has for teams that either aren’t the beloved elite or stuffing money in his pockets.

"classy as fuck" Dead giveaway.

Done a bit of digging. Oh dear.

How do we go about resigning from the Champions League?

2,5,6,1,3,4

Seen nothing to suggest he’s eventually going to reach Longstaff’s level.

BBC have always been biased towards Liverpool and Man Utd. Just look how they went on when Marcus Rashford played well away at Preston in the cup. You’d think it was the second coming.

This cunt's loan finished yet?

Ludicrously tenuous.

Ssshhh, you’re not allowed to make that point. And if you do, it’s quickly shouted down with a reply along the lines of “Why make a long-term deal now when it could be more valuable in a few years due to sustained European qualification?” Sign 1 year rolling deals or put performance-based uplifts in?

“Nicolas Jackson to Al-Hilal - HERE WE GO! €90M initial fee + add-ons. Player flying to Saudi Arabia to finalise move 🔵⚪️”

That's stuck for me.

Not an upgrade on Pope. Would be an embarrassing signing.

Surely no cunt is on here trying to justify lashing out money on Nicolas Jackson.

I think it's massively disrespectful the way Twitter journos go on. "Player only wants x" Fuck off.

“European symbol”

Is Lucy Bronze supposed to be good? Seems absolutely shite.