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That piece of skill.

TBF Anita has been decent this half. Hayden has been invisible.

Dummett Dummet, Hanley and Colback should never start for this team again. I'm ok with Anita at times despite having a horrendous first half, but the three others aren't footballers.

What?

That delivery. Why has Perez been taking anything? Let Ritchie take all our FK and PKs from now on.

He seemed to slip right before the shot there.

ah ffs Aarons.

Shelvey on please.

Anita has improved this half at least.

Thank god!

Ritchie is a class above at least. Get us Knockaert as well and we'll be fine.

Can we make a sub?

Ah ffs. Should've scored.

Yup, was introduced at the Euros.

Seems like Ritchie on the right. 4-3-3?

He's got it wrong, luckily I have faith in him getting it right unlike his predecessors.

We're going to be stuck here forever.

Newcastle United Football Club.

Right? Looks realy classy.

Lascelles is a beast in the air at least. Has won every header.

Anita

Him and Hayden Both look like actual footballers with their first touch.

Anita ffs. Put Aarons on now.

Oh ffs. Beat me by 9 seconds. Do agree.