Peppe

Let the time-wasting commence

Damn it, almost

Because he is a cunt

Read that as "Thanks for letting us down, Eddie" first

4 mins Where are our 8?

Hernandez is a fucking cunt

Gordon off, Isak on

Well played, Livra!

Give them all the cards, ALL OF THEM!

Yay Dortmund

It's a great insult

Always chuckle when someone gets called a melon

They are all crowding the ref, just card them all ffs!

Check it, VAR!

Come on Miley, put one in the net!

Oh, so it's normal to photograph the food, guess that makes sense so people can't claim it wasn't delivered. Guess food-thieves aren't as common in Sweden (yet)

He was so calm I thought it was offside or some shit

What a finish that was, slight bounce and then BOOM!

What the hell? Why did he need a photo of you and the food?

I'm still kind of amazed that you can become a professional footballer and still not being able to pass the ball with your weaker foot. Fuck that, YEEEEEEES!!!!!!

"I'm the sheriff 'round these parts"

This whole everything being a freekick is very annoying

Oh my god, how the hell did that not go in :O

Wtf, give him a card, they should know by now to leave the fucking ball