Peppe

Rimane? You hate to see it ?

Shearers volley against Everton was fantastic. Also like Emres freekick in off the post against the Mackems as it gave us the win and that was my first and only time (so far) at St. James' Park

What in the world does "balls on the bath" mean? The balls bobbing on the waters surface? Some kind of gentle tea bagging?

Still affraid we're going to lose him. Old habits die hard, as they say. Damn you Ashley

Whooo!!!

6 mins added

Yeeeeeeeees!!!!

Weeman coming on

Kraft? More like Craftfu

lol, I love Wilsons shithousery - wins the throw in and punches the ball into the crowd to waste time

Sunbed-boy! Thanks!

Aye 'sorry boys, I'm off'

Arsenal fans chanting 'Larson' for some reason

Except for the offsides

Bright start so far

Tanning bed-guy is back it seems

Video in the wor flags thread ?

He’s the lad that walked out on Sunderland after his dad was pushed out after years Ah, yeah, I read that he left Sunderland. Seems to be highly rated so that's good news for us ?

Howe on Jay Turner-Cooke: "He's a player with very good technical ability and, with the injuries to Jonjo and Joe Willock, he was close to playing. He was close to being involved because those two players have injuries that may well keep them out for the rest of the season. He's trained very well with us. He's been with us for probably a couple of weeks in terms of training and he's done well." No idea who he is but they talked about him on the Pod on the Tyne podcast and said he might feature at some point these last two games. I hope he gets to come on tomorrow ?

Ah, I see, thanks ?

The best prickish thing he did here. Remember Anal describing it as an ‘obscene gesture’ in Monday’s Chronicle or similar. I don't know of/remember this, what happened? ?

Well played, lads

Bruno tackled him with his penis there

Trippier and Wilson on the bench

Brunolinton