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I don't consider myself very football knowledgable but I seriously think I would have gotten us more points than Carver. It's amazing what he has done really

Because we think we're gonna win the league every year, will get Klopp as manager and sign Messi next season Are you trying to tell me that we are not appointing Klopp, signing Messi and winning the league next year http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/31/2451A14900000578-2892368-John_Carver_could_take_over_at_Newcastle_job_until_at_least_the_-a-32_1420026222910.jpg http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Pictures/Pictures/FantasticFour11.jpg

I got a £25 bet on us going down which will give me almost £4k if we do. I can cash out now and get around £350. Do you guys recon I should? I don't really think we'll go down anymore, but as this is Newcastle you never know...

f***ing speaking like they got a potato shoved down their f***ing throats. f***. Couldn't understand a word of that s***, surprising that any non-Danes can. They don't even use words, it's just sounds. I'm surprised even danes can understand it. Guess maybe it's like the whale's communication

One point won't guarantee safety. We'll get enough points from this and the West Ham game, be safe, and the protests and boycott will be forgotten

We'll get a point, be safe, and all the protests and boycotts will be forgotten

It's "LOSE" and "LOSING" not "LOOSE" and "LOOSING" ("loosing" is not a real word). For example, your bowels may be loose if NUFC lose to QPR. I found this, maybe that's what he meant

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Barca are decent

If they had a failure of the same proportions as us they would become a mid-table Championship club. But hey, guess they could do worse...

Do the Palace fans still think he's God descended from heaven?

No shock really, he's a quality player. But he sounds like a girl. This confuses me. Are you saying girls can't be bosses? http://media0.giphy.com/media/3SbQI5YkkbAeA/giphy.gif

Fucking cunt, stop scoring ffs!

Awful result. We're going to stay up

Fuck! And why the fuck did all the people return? Are they all retarded?

NO!

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Don't worry, this will be an easy win for us. We have the best coach in the league, remember? How could we possibly not win?

54% voted "Back them to the hilt on Saturday"

"Arise, Sir Lickard of Lionfart!"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/11578118/Football-fans-to-be-breathalysed-before-matches.html?utm_content=bufferee3ef&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer Anti-social behavior?! I'm way more social when I'm drunk, I talk to everybody!

Yeah, this is the kind of thinking that has me scratching my head. As though something that's bad for Ashley has to be good for us. No matter what. It's not good for us, but would staying up be good for us? It would just show Fat Mike where the sweet spot is, that this is how cheap and shit he can keep us while still advertising his sweatpants to the world.

Yes. We won't get sold in the Championship but we won't get sold in the PL either so I'd rather be where it makes the fat controller the least amount of money. Also would serve them right for running the club like a fucking flee market.