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Its not that he is tactically using (or not) substitutions at a point pre-determined by himself based on the way the game is going. Its just that he simply does not know what he is doing, and is a fucking TERRIBLE manager.
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Watford v Newcastle United - Post Match Thoughts
Northern Monkey replied to BlufPurdi's topic in Football
Ironically, despite CLEARLY being less of a wanker than Soumess, Roeder is just as bad for the club, as he is just as incompetent. -
Just buys Roeder more time, which is a shame.
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Blocking the Watford hotel thread....
Northern Monkey replied to Northern Monkey's topic in Football
It only takes one idiot to do something stupid and as you so consistantly demonstrate, there are pelnty of them about. Ooh, an insult. But i guess the no insulting ideas doesn't include big powerful people like you? Your postings are occasionally - although only very occasionally - interesting, but the most memorable thing about you is the stupid action with the aforementioned thread. Well done. Where does it say no insulting ideas? If you're that hurt by it click "report to moderator", I won't interfere, if it's considered worthy of a ban I'll happily take one, I wouldn't want such a delicate-flower as yourself to suffer any traumatising mental anguish due to something I said. Don't worry yourself, mate. The day anyone is actually genuinely bothered by someone like you would be a fucking sad day indeed. Keep it up though - your saving of the team hotel in London is a very valuable public service. Good boy. -
Newcastle United V Sheffield United - Post Match Thoughts.
Northern Monkey replied to BlufPurdi's topic in Football
Yeah, like the Pompey game was. There is NO way back with Roeder, he's worse than clueless. As for the November thing, we have been awful this season. If you think that is acceptable, fair enough, but its not good enough for a manager to rely on "hopefully" making things better for the 2nd half of the season, which is getting nearer and nearer. -
Blocking the Watford hotel thread....
Northern Monkey replied to Northern Monkey's topic in Football
It only takes one idiot to do something stupid and as you so consistantly demonstrate, there are pelnty of them about. Ooh, an insult. But i guess the no insulting ideas doesn't include big powerful people like you? Your postings are occasionally - although only very occasionally - interesting, but the most memorable thing about you is the stupid action with the aforementioned thread. Well done. -
Yup. Big club, us. We deserve it. Great stadium, bestest fans in the universe, passionate city, blah blah blah. We're almost certainly next on the list for success.
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Newcastle United V Sheffield United - Post Match Thoughts.
Northern Monkey replied to BlufPurdi's topic in Football
There is currently ONE team worse than us. He has put us in this postion. He is unable to buy or coach players up to the task. Simple as. -
One of the Championship sides had an Assistant who was not good enough for them. We got him instead. Big club, us. Massive.
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Had Pardew done that to our manager, there'd be idiots on here calling for an FA charge.
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Blocking the Watford hotel thread....
Northern Monkey replied to Northern Monkey's topic in Football
Yeah whatever. Why Indigo, and not Violet or Purple? Less gay (slightly)? -
Newcastle United V Sheffield United - Post Match Thoughts.
Northern Monkey replied to BlufPurdi's topic in Football
But go down. -
Blocking the Watford hotel thread....
Northern Monkey replied to Northern Monkey's topic in Football
Yeah whatever. <does "whatever" sign> -
What do you expect?? A terrible manager, and an assistant who is part of the West Brom tale of mediocrity.
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...pathetic. Don't pretend you thought anyone was goign to go and kick the doors in and cause a scene. As far as i know, its not a fucking state secret what hotel footballers stay at. "Power" mad, tbh.
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One goal scorer, Owen. One absolute pile of donkey shite, Ameobi. A journeyman pro, Sibierski. A very very quick forward with no touch, might come good, Martins. A player who MAY be good in 2 or so years, Rossi. An utter pile of uninterested crap, Luque. That's what we've got. We also have a manager who has no idea of getting goals from the players we're stuck with, which is possibly the biggest problem. He has no idea how to coach or get the best out of ANY of the players, even the ones who play in the position HE did. That terrifies me. The man is of no use ot us whatsoever.
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One goal scorer, Owen. One absolute pile of donkey shite, Ameobi. A journeyman pro, Sibierski. A very very quick forward with no touch, might come good, Martins. A player who MAY be good in 2 or so years, Rossi. An utter pile of uninterested crap, Luque. That's what we've got.
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C) Get rid of Roeder, and let a GOOD manager keep us up. Because the current one is fucking stupid.
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Solano remains our best right winger. Milner is coming on, though. Duff is awful on the right, and as for Dire - hahahahahahahahahahaahha come on, son, one more injury!
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Turning the club around, a 4 point plan: 1) Remove FFS ENTIRELYfrom footballing decisions 2) Remove the incompetent manager and entire "coaching" team 3) Remove all of the players who offer NOTHING to a top 6 Premiership side (i.e. Bramble, Dire, Ameobi, Luque, Sibierski, Babayaro, Moore, Carr, et al). 4) Replace all of the above with talented, hungry, competent individuals Its not going to be cheap, easy, or even likely. But without ALL of the above, we won't get back to where we think we should be.
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I wonder why anyone would give a toss about what you post in the here and now...... In his mind, we all wait, quivering, with baited breath, for the Mighty OzzieMandias to post. Its best to ignore him and hope he'll go away. Like a bear. Or, more aptly, a wasp.
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Its at every level now, mate. Chairman is too involved in (and too bad at) the football side. Manager is an absolute, substandard cretin. Assistant Manager/Coaches are laughable. Half the first team should not be anywhere NEAR the playing squad of a team with aspirations of the top 10, or probbaly even the Premiership.
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I would be very surprised to see Nugent moving for anything like £3m. Prepare to be suprised then. £4m is what they're supposed to be asking for. I'll be shocked if he doesn't sign for Everton. He's a blue, he's on record saying how much he wants to play for us, always linked in the press and we've been scouting him for about 2 years. Hopefully it will be Beattie out and Nugent in during January rather than the summer. if there's more than one club in for him - and one of them is us, and we're fucking proper mugs when it comes to transfer fees - it'll be higher.
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Bad news for us is if they DON'T meet, cos it reduces the chance of this twat getting sacked.
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Then where is Bernard, eh? He was shite the first time around and he's looking like an utter holocaust this time around. He played better than Babayaro ever has when he was first with us. Babayaro is the left back version of Bramble, only Shitus at least seems to care SOMETIMES.