Northern Monkey

Where are all of the "Big Sam will get us to 4th this season, he's the man for us" merchants then? And i know for a fact they aren't at the match.

Fucking Smith as Captain - bad player, no sense, no leadership. Well done Sam, this is yet another example of what a pathetic cunt you are.

Spot on, he looks shot atm. It doesnt help that the non-exsistent DM who has just got a new deal is actuall stopping FUCK all in front of him. but we replace him with Cacapa? Who was so bad against Pompey that he got rested with an "injury" for weeks after? Face it, Allardyce has left us (still) in the shit defensively.

he's a fat lazy striker. But he's also the best of the bad bunch we have. He's not a great player, the rest of them just make him look better than he is. And he's not "technically superb" either. Christ, as soon as we sign someone, they turn into fucking Pele. He's a decent enough clogger, no more.

Statto Sam hasn't been looking at it that way though, he's been referring to the more positive sounding "unbeaten in four games" stat. and pretending we played "very very well" in some areas yesterday. Cos he's a cunt.

Why does he keep playing Barton? Why does he keep playing Smith? Why take off But when he was the best central midfielder? Why play players out of position? Why spend £25m on rubbish? Why keep playing Geremi? Wnhy make GEremi captain? Why pretend he's not long ball? Why play a shitty formation? So many questions, to which there is one answer - Allardyce is pathetic.

and fans who still want to give Allardyce time forget he's the stupid cunt who paid £6m for Enrique, and is now forced to play our best left winger at left back.

So why is he so awful now? And he IS awful. Does he have to get used to the Premiership? Is he not good enough to adapt to new team mates? Will you hide behind the pathetic injury comeback myth? Has he just had "bad luck"? Are the nasty big men in the crowd putting ickly Joey off his game? Is the press not printing enough of his self-pitying, lying little rants? Or is he just over rated after a decent season elsewhere?

i don't think some of those players are good enough for the top 8. Only 2 defenders seem to be, for example. And one striker. The ONLY good thing about Fat Bastard being in charge is that Ashley/Mort didn't employ him, so will hopefully be more inclined to let him go. You don't get to be as rich as Ashley by continuing to let idiots like Allardyce manage your businesses. Come on Mike, you want to be "one of the fans" - so act on the feelings of the majority, and get rid of the useless manager you were lumbered with. And don't, under any circumstances, give him any more money.

No, the Fat Bastard thinks that saving the game vindicates his tactical genius. He's a pathetic cunt.

what he's doen is look like the only central midfidler with only an ounce of talent. We both know he'll disappear again, but he's still better than Barton. And Smith, obviously. That's a nothing answer imo. Emre's done fuck all since he arrived. He has shown himself, recently, to be the best creative midfielder we have on the middle. Its a fact. Its only happened because Smith and BArton are gash, but its still a fact. In what way has he done this? What has he created? Fact my arse. By being less shit than BArton or Smith. Who have both been worse than Emre. Not saying Emre is GOOD, i'm saying they are WORSE. And lets keep your arse out of this. I'm asking for examples though. You're not providing any. My example is in every game he has come on for - he's been better than Barton. There's no one piece of skill or clever pass, He's just been a better player than the pathetic Barton.

Our strikers are pretty much all shit in their own ways - Martins is ineffectual and random, Viduka is lazy and creats nothing for most games, Smith is shit, Owen is made out of spun sugar, and Ameobi is so laughably bad it makes my back-bottom hurt.

what he's doen is look like the only central midfidler with only an ounce of talent. We both know he'll disappear again, but he's still better than Barton. And Smith, obviously. That's a nothing answer imo. Emre's done fuck all since he arrived. He has shown himself, recently, to be the best creative midfielder we have on the middle. Its a fact. Its only happened because Smith and BArton are gash, but its still a fact. In what way has he done this? What has he created? Fact my arse. By being less shit than BArton or Smith. Who have both been worse than Emre. Not saying Emre is GOOD, i'm saying they are WORSE. And lets keep your arse out of this.

Butt was far, far better than BArton yesterday. By FAR.

i see him doing loads of running. Mind, its when he thinks he is going to get the ball. And the actual running is shit, he createds no space for himself or draws no-one away with him to make space for others. But he DOES run around.

what he's doen is look like the only central midfidler with only an ounce of talent. We both know he'll disappear again, but he's still better than Barton. And Smith, obviously. That's a nothing answer imo. Emre's done fuck all since he arrived. He has shown himself, recently, to be the best creative midfielder we have on the middle. Its a fact. Its only happened because Smith and BArton are gash, but its still a fact.

I don't think MArtins or Smith are lazy, they just aren't good strikers, to different degrees. Viduka is lazy, we all know he is. But as soon as he signed for US, suddenly he became great. Because we're fucking stupid - for proof, see acceptance/resignation of shite like yesterday, instead of demanding Fat Head's big fat head on a pole, to be shown to all players for motivation.

Ridding the squad of: Titus Sibierski Moore Babayaro Srnicek Dyer Bringing in the likes of: Faye - Best defender at former club Beye - Captain of Champions league side Caçapa - See Beye Viduka - Bags of PL experience, natural goalscorer Fully improved the scouting network. We now have scouts all round Europe and we're looking to snap up young English talent. Massive improvement in fitness levels of squad, which have been vital in recent weeks. He's not had a chance to get the players he wanted over the summer, mainly due to the fact that the man he signed up to work alongside was removed within weeks of him getting the job, and replaced by total strangers to the region, the sport and to himself. Give him time. If someone had offered me what we have now, this time last year, i'd have snapped their hands off. Bringing in Viduka - short term, good signing. No sign of any long term plans up front yet. BArton - poor, paid too much. Smith - shit Geremi - super shit Cacapa - poor Beye - good beye, for once (see what i did there?) Rozenhal - poor Enriqie - made out of plywood Faye - average, very very average. When he actually plays. And for that? - £25m. HE's fucking pathetic, is Fat Head. Give him time? No. He's got no flexibilty, no sense, and no plan b. Its like watching McClaren, only with better hair. Oh, and his formations, tactics and team selections have been SHITE. Repeatedly, and he's not learning. Fact.

I think you are wrong. But only about Barton. I think he is as much part of the porblem as anything else - its all part of the shitness of Allardyce. He's bought a mediocre palyer, paid far too much for him, and now he's playing him. No matter how bad he is. Exactly the same as Smith. If only stupid Fat Head treat these two like he treats his £6m defensive signings...... Allardyce IS patheric, yes. I hope the cunt gets sacked before he has the chance to buy another Cacapa, Geremi, Smith or Barton.

what he's doen is look like the only central midfidler with only an ounce of talent. We both know he'll disappear again, but he's still better than Barton. And Smith, obviously.

Faye has doen nothing to show he's any better than any pf the rest. For me, Taylor is the best CB we have, and the one with the greatest chance of coming good. The ones Fat Head has brought in make Ramage look like a genius.

I mean we been struggling the most of the season with out Emre,so how can you say that?? there goes 10 Barton on 1 Emre. I can say that because Emre isn't very good and isn't particularly creative imo. Classic case of a player benefitting by being left out of the side, i.e. his stock has risen amongst the fans. Probably worth a game though I agree, seeing as the others aren't playing very well. Especially Barton. BArton isn't very good either, which is the shole point, is it not? I've already said he's been shite. Haven't seen much in Emre since he arrived to suggest he's worth persevering with either. There's a case for playing neither at present imo. Emre, when played recently. has been better than Barton. But thats a default position, as Barton has been all mouth and fuck all else. Emre is a decent enough squad player, but anyone who's actually watched a match knows he seems to go missing in big games or when the going gets tough. Personally, i'd play Emre ahead of Smith every time, and BArton, but only because he is less bad than them, not because he's good.

But Fat Head's alleged 433 is worse. HE's too inflexible, and incapable of changing things correctly. We got him as manager because FFS was desperate. Now is the time to get an actually GOOD manager in, and THEN let the manager get the formation right.

Match report - Tactics - wrong Formation - wrong (twice) Selection - wrong New Players Fat Head has bought - mainly pish Fat Head - shit. How anyone can continue defending this cunt is beyond me. He is incapable of learning from his many, many mistakes, and he has spunked £25m up the wall. YES, he has sold some players, but he has ACTUALLY SPENT £25m on players HE wanted. He's looking very much like he wants to give the previous couple of managers a run for their money in the obstinacy and patheticness stakes. Well done, FAt HEad, you are exactly the man to take us to challenge the top 4. Now fuck off.

I mean we been struggling the most of the season with out Emre,so how can you say that?? there goes 10 Barton on 1 Emre. I can say that because Emre isn't very good and isn't particularly creative imo. Classic case of a player benefitting by being left out of the side, i.e. his stock has risen amongst the fans. Probably worth a game though I agree, seeing as the others aren't playing very well. Especially Barton. BArton isn't very good either, which is the shole point, is it not?