Northern Monkey

Europe........oh. Just to fleece us then.

Can Amrtins cross the ball? Cos he can only sometimes control the fucker. No on Saturday's evidence. In fairness, i can't see Allardyce playing a 442 anyway.

Ramos now backtracking. Nice conclusion-jumping though, well done. "But before midday, UK time, Ramos appeared at Sevilla's training ground to say he was staying despite receiving an offer from Spurs. Although a squirming Ramos initially sought to deny everything, claiming that he could not understand what all the "fuss" was about, he ended by confessing to having had indirect contact with Spurs. He said that he had not met with the secretary John Alexander and the vice-chairman Paul Kemsley at the Alfonso XIII hotel on Friday, despite photographic evidence published by the Estadio Deportivo newspaper on Saturday ." Guardian. ooh, that must be true then.

Whoo there monkey boy! I think the last thing you can accuse Allardyce of doing is ignoring far more pressing needs. He's the first manager that has actually tried to strengthen the defence in a long time. Just like you I have no clue at this point whether he will be a success but the poor cunt has only been in the job for what three months, let's give him a chance to prove you were right and he's nothing but a long ball, kill the game off expert. With all your cynicism you know how sh!te the club must be internally at the moment and in turn how unattractive it must be to ambitious players but slating the manager because he's tried to sweep out some of the rot and replace it with a bit of heart is a joke. It's not like we're an attractive option to ambitious players at the moment is it? The simple fact that he has not got a RB, and seems happy with Carr, is starting to annoy me. I've nothing against Allardyce per se - i don't particularly think he's a great manager, but he's a step up. I'm not saying he's doing a bad job, etc, but he needs to do a number things: some he has done (we know he's got rid of some dead wood), and some he hasn't. If he does more by the time the window closes, he'll be on the right track.

why should he not have been playing? Are you his mam?

Looks like he's got half a boner! didn't want to mention that....standing, hands on hips, gay earring, a semi on.......not good.

Can Amrtins cross the ball? Cos he can only sometimes control the fucker.

If he's happy, then he's an idiot. If he's just saying it to keep players happy until he finds better,fair enough.

Christ on a bike. Think Amoebi deserves a chance as opposed to Viduka. We actually looked like we might have a chance of scoring when Shola came on. agree 100% with johnny and Stozo. sam's already said Viduka needs rest so i' thinking he may not feature/be on the bench. I'd start with the team in my sig and bring Owen etc on as and when needed. Jebus. I'd agree if it wasn't for the fact that Ameobi is f****** s****. Christ on a bike. Think Amoebi deserves a chance as opposed to Viduka. We actually looked like we might have a chance of scoring when Shola came on. agree 100% with johnny and Stozo. sam's already said Viduka needs rest so i' thinking he may not feature/be on the bench. I'd start with the team in my sig and bring Owen etc on as and when needed. Jebus. I'd agree if it wasn't for the fact that Ameobi is f****** s****. ha ha lauged when i saw you were the last poster and knew it'd be about shola up top. Who would you play up top then monkey? if everyone is fit? Martins and Owen. Viduka isn't really good enough, neither is Smith, and Ameobi is fucking awful. The idea of Viduka needing a rest is a joke, as much of a joke as the fellas on here who were saying he's a great signing, he'd score loads of goals, etc. He's a fat, lazy twat, and we've known that for years.

He's not actually a particularly good footballer though. We should have spent the money better. Name me one one Newcastle transfer in the last 10 years that couldn't be said about? Rozenhal. My point is that we did not need a player in the position Smith plays, or with his limited ability. I'll give you he's looking good but yet to be proven really. Get your point NM but there are a couple of things about smudger. First and foremost SA is building a squad, something NUFC hasn't had in a long time. Second, the mentality Smith brings to the club is something that hasn't had since KK. Lastly the club has been blighted by players over recent seasons who are very one dimensional in their playing positions and their mentality about that - Dyer on the right for example. Smith although a utility player not only gives the manager options but also is an example to others. I'm still out on smudger, I have never been a big fan but there is just something about him that has success about it. his attitude and work ethic aren't in question, but ability wise he offers no more than Dyer - the diseased little skank offered pace but no real ability, Smith offers graft but no real ability. And talk of Allardyce building a squad is ill-judged - again we have a manager who is over-populating some positions, whilst ignoring far more pressing needs.

New shirt: meh. ALso, does Enrique have moobs?

Christ on a bike. Think Amoebi deserves a chance as opposed to Viduka. We actually looked like we might have a chance of scoring when Shola came on. agree 100% with johnny and Stozo. sam's already said Viduka needs rest so i' thinking he may not feature/be on the bench. I'd start with the team in my sig and bring Owen etc on as and when needed. Jebus. I'd agree if it wasn't for the fact that Ameobi is fucking shite.

He's not actually a particularly good footballer though. We should have spent the money better. Name me one one Newcastle transfer in the last 10 years that couldn't be said about? Rozenhal. My point is that we did not need a player in the position Smith plays, or with his limited ability.

Must be a fucking scouser then! Or Stephen Carr.

thats what we need, more players with graft/an eye for the long ball.

yes, the kind of football we payed, and the performances of some of the team deserve PRIASE. We should be thanking them for being fucking rubbish, i don't know how we have the nerve to expect any kind of competence or ability.

The same could have been said about us on a West Ham board over the Dyer saga a few week back... I wonder if we've tapped the player in question up weeks in advance to a move being made as well? Fair play if we have done and now Bolton won't sell to us. made up shite to justify our actions? Check.

and if we play with the same style as we did on Saturday, we'll not win.

Like the sound of that,but dont think Owens anywhere fully fit yet!I would play Ameobi ahead of Viduka not because I think hes better but Vidukas looked fucked in the first 2 games,be a great sub to bring on though! Why woudl he be great as a sub? Does he play differently (i.e. acceptable) when he comes on?

so it wasn't their fault that they were shit? As always, we make excuses for our own. Thank fuck Dyer has gone, so we haven't got to put up with too many idiots claiming he did well.

He's not actually a particularly good footballer though. We should have spent the money better.

Surely he can go anywhere for £13m?? Not under fergies rule IE heinze PS dont shoot the messenger. :-[ You're misunderstanding the situation there.

Again what happened at Athens, what happened at Villa, what happened to the toilets etc at Old Trafford, what with Alan Smiths ambulance? Yeah, evil tabloids are at work, they are to blame. Grow up and take some responsibility for your fans actions for a change instead of blaming everyone else. You tell me what happened? hahahahaaha!!! You know what happened. Scumbag redshites attacked and robbed their own, tried to force their way past turnstiles, threatened to cause another Hillsborough, and then wined like smacked bitches about it. Unless of course they've already fucking re-wrote history. Classless wankers.

How can you say that? Mourinho is a great manager who has never cheated or ask any of his players to do so.Yes I admit some of the players might cheat before,but I dont think that he instructed them to do so. They may not use those words, but they lie just as much. I strongly believe he does... his comments about his team never diving and being too innocent, are typical hypocrisy from him. The man has no class. Well,its only right for him to protect his players from any criticism.Other players from other teams have done the same thing before but I never hear their manager coming out and say that there are divers in their team whatsoever. First point : Wegner criticized Eboue for his theatrics when they pale into insignificance compared to what Joe Cole, Arjen Robben and Didier Drogba regularly put on, especially when playing a top four team. Second point: None of them, Benitez, Ferguson and Wegner have the gall to come out and say crap like "we are a pure and naive team blah blah blah..". no, they just say other lies.