Northern Monkey

His tall slim pregnant wife was wearing his clothes?

And an England call-up. Fact. :lol:

Barton never came to St James and deliberately wound up the crowd though. I still can't believe Diouf didnt get booked for that last season especially given he did it after both goals Was probably told how important it is for NUFC to have the crowd on their side. Wouldn't surprise me to hear he'd been told to wind up the crowd. I very much doubt it.

Wrong, what ? wrong that we never heard his name chanted.

Yeah, me too. I really hope Owen doesn't get a game. Doesn't really matter, you'd only have to watch him for 10 minutes before an unexpected gust of wind makes both his legs drop off anyway. This is pretty strange talk. Don't people really hope that Owen will get fit, stay fit and score lots of goals for us whether or not this seems likely or not (which sadly it doesn't at the moment). Owen is hardly Dyer or Bellamy in the 'unproffessional' stakes and I don't think he deserves the flak he constantly gets here. Thinking he is a good player (which most do) is different to being cynical about his loyalties/fitness. You don't have to think a player is superfantasticworldclassbestever just because they play for us, or suck the, off just because they are good. I think most fans opinions of Owen are: "good player, too injury prone, would rather play for a big club, wouldn't mind that much if we could get a decent replacement in".

I remember hearing "Lee Bowyer, Lee Bowyer, Lee Bowyer" quite a few time at SJP. come off it,some isolated shouts,you would never say you heard his name chanted in any significant way. wrong.

Boro were fucking shocking.

Most people know he'd rather be wearing a black and white one given half a chance. Given half a chance, and enough ability. Neither of which he has. And he still chose to play for them, making hin scum.

You'd think at his age he'd be thinking about quitting the international scene. He's got yearsleft yet! He might play till he's 35, so there's at least 2 and a half!

And yet the world just keeps on turning.

Or assists, judging on his record.

No.

Which puts it at EXACTLY the same level of believability as the "West Ham shady practices shown in this transfer" thing. I'm afraid you're wrong. There have been precisely no mentions of a loyalty bonus by anyone at either club. The "West Ham shady practices thing" has been asserted by us and nothing has been denied by them. And who could forget that their "shady practices thing" nearly got them relegated last season. Just in the last few days, Derby have also complained about dodgy West Ham approaches to one of their players. Meanwhile, the Joey Barton "loyalty bonus thing" came out into the open as fact. If it did in that case, why not in this one? But, feel free to believe that West Ham are pure as the driven and Mort and Allardyce are liars, if that what makes you happy. There you go again, taking things too far. Because i have a doubt over an supposed allegation (and we were SO UPSET by their behaviour we were bought off with another £1m, according to you), i must hate the club? Fuck off, thats patehric even for a man of your limited means. There you go again, taking things too far. Who said you hated the club? Fair play. But who said Allardyce and Mort were liars? (although i know the answer to the Allardyce one, and it looked liek he was to ME as well, on that docuemntary).

Tbh I saw most of your game against West Ham (the pub couldn't find the Toon match and all the other local pubs had massive queues outside) and Man City didn't put in a great performance. Still, 3 goals without reply is an impressive start on paper. They were as good as we were in the second half.

Wonder why..... Cos he's not very good?

Yes, all the best. I only HOPE you break your legs and end your career, not actively WISH for it. You mediocre, overpaid, diseased little skank.

Which puts it at EXACTLY the same level of believability as the "West Ham shady practices shown in this transfer" thing. I'm afraid you're wrong. There have been precisely no mentions of a loyalty bonus by anyone at either club. The "West Ham shady practices thing" has been asserted by us and nothing has been denied by them. And who could forget that their "shady practices thing" nearly got them relegated last season. Just in the last few days, Derby have also complained about dodgy West Ham approaches to one of their players. Meanwhile, the Joey Barton "loyalty bonus thing" came out into the open as fact. If it did in that case, why not in this one? But, feel free to believe that West Ham are pure as the driven and Mort and Allardyce are liars, if that what makes you happy. There you go again, taking things too far. Because i have a doubt over an supposed allegation (and we were SO UPSET by their behaviour we were bought off with another £1m, according to you), i must hate the club? Fuck off, thats patehric even for a man of your limited means.

All they need is Jenas They'd be the match for ANY team then.....as long as the aim of the competition was to run with the ball for a bit (bonus points for sideways), pass the ball badly, fail to provide goalscoring opportunities, and be massively overpaid. In fact, if they could get Zakora as backup, they'd be crowned champions now!

It's absolute bollocks, man. For sure. West Ham acted the bollocks during the deal and Mort and Ashley demanded more money out of them because of it. It's done, we won. The board did the right thing and we're £2M better off. Huzzah. Denyong one unsubstantiated story, then claiming another is true. Ouch.

Aye, Parker, Bowyer and Dyer - thats a midfield guaranteed to produce fuck all except laughs for other teams fans.

Carr can't be, if we don't want to be opened up every game. As for Cacapa, keep up man! He's been established by the many N-O posters who avidly watched subs benches across France last season that he is the greatest defender to stride across any back four, ever, and a guaranteed success in any position he plays.

Like calling O'Neil a "pikey twat" or something?

Which puts it at EXACTLY the same level of believability as the "West Ham shady practices shown in this transfer" thing.

....or that he's rigged it.

Sshhh! People think its an important award, don't spoil it!!