Rich

I’ve fully come round to this now like, ffs.

Not as shocked as I’d hoped for.

Et tu?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cde34gnr558o

He would’ve been a disaster under Sounness, surely?

Coke is nonce juice

My God

Glad I can laugh at this now. He’s got to be the most passive central midfielder in the league.

Longstaff

Other than Martinez, who’s he on about?

Love how Joelinton is now the league benchmark for beastliness.

Rico Lewis is so toilet

Pure Popeage

Trafford

Next person to post 'move on' unironically is getting toe-punted into the sun.

That’ll rely on us winning the toss…

Yeah, thank fuck.

Barely seen anything of him but you’ll have watched him more than anyone. What would make him a good fit? On paper he looks like a well-rounded option, but I’ve seen he hasn’t pulled up trees in Milano.

They ran out of time last week due to people taking liberties, so were trying to let everyone get a Q.

Another poster joins my ‘never take seriously again’ list after Sibierski’s earlier entry.

In fairness his first question wasn’t bad, but he’d clearly been told two max and he went for the third, even though Taylor had already been shut down.

Get Prowse off ffs

Aye. Legit can’t count to three

After a really smug question where she floats the club bringing in an independent party to mediate the Isak situation