Rich

Lee Ryder an’ all

Just watching the presser. Louise Taylor

These are gannin’ doon.

Jesus, I hate Ward-Prowse.

Disco with a rare appearance in the mud.

Absolute disgrace that he's done this to his hair

Suppose there could still be an argument for Krafthu or Lascelles going, given we've got nine senior defenders plus Alex Murphy, but otherwise aye.

'kin 'ell!

You’ve made these empty threats all summer and it’s really damaged your credibility in my eyes.

Howe would do more for him than Emery, but I dunno if he’s smart enough to recognise that.

Our board are more likely to go the other way and make a big signing than resorting to that, surely?

Says at the bottom marra

Are you fucking mental pal?

Deal.

Would we have bid without encouragement?

Cheeky RT from everyone’s favourite Italian Stallion.

He probably had a birthday announcement to make, to be fair.

It’s going to be one for the ages, like. Mad how many of these we’ve had since the takeover.

Pure destroy and exit from Mitch, like.

Hoping for a massive GET (Leazes) INTO (East) THEM (Gallowgate) at some point this season. Sure Monday will be pitched perfectly, as per.

Still resorting to Maguire up top. Delightful.

Ugarte with a clinic here. One of the worst midfielders in the league.

I’m on my third dook of the day.