Rich

Well Alex, we tried.

Our negotiators must be the most naive little princesses going.

Please, tell me more.

You want prontonise pal?

Muy caliente

He was quality, though.

We're very thirsty boys

Finally, a German.

Can’t believe helmet hair was full of shite mind.

We could just keep bidding more though.

I’m fully rattled now like.

Setting myself up for a fall, I’m sure, but there’s echoes of Ferdinand replacing Cole, for me, without the months of Kitson in between. As good as Isak is individually, he’s hardly contributed a great deal to our overall team play in his time here. He’s spent most matches looking disconnected from the rest of the side, even while scoring prolifically. Sesko might not match his goal tally, especially early on, but he might help the wingers and midfielders by giving them more to work with in terms of hold-up play and link play. We’ll actually have a forward who’ll challenge for aerial balls and give us a different outlet that way, too. It’s not sexy but it’s still a massive part of the game.

That doesn’t want to be here…

I suppose. I just dunno how anyone wants to keep Isak after how he’s cracked on. He’s dead to me, so I’m not that arsed about him going. If we pull this deal off, it’s for a player Nickson has tracked similarly to Isak and is obviously totally sold on as being good enough to replace him. I’ll be buzzing my ample tits off.

It’d be a club record signing of one of the hottest prospects in world football, I don’t know how anyone couldn’t be excited.

At least he was the best turtle

I’ve definitely fingerblasted a lass that you know.

Daft cunt started a thread called Hojlund or Nunez

Hope he doesn’t sleep a wink tonight.

Targett looks like he’d rather be anywhere else.

Bit like you and Bruno then aye?

Hope’s clearly the most clued-in journo on NUFC like, pure denial to say otherwise.