Rich

If the kid and his entourage have any sense at all, he comes here. Just show him Isak’s trajectory since being plucked from a similar situation in Spain for similar money. Howe will turn him into one of the top five strikers in the world. Amorim will tank his value like he’s done with pretty much every other young player on his books.

They’re a fucking disgrayuce.

Him showing himself up as a world class whopper makes it a lot easier to stomach for me.

I’m genuinely fine with selling him for £150M+ and would’ve been if he’d been a lot more respectful about wanting to leave. It’s the only way we’re going to properly kick-on while we build the rest of the club up to be a proper commercial juggernaut.

That would be fine with me if he’d performed for two years, we were prepared for it, and we were selling him for twice what we paid.

Fuck Isak. Sesko’s him now.

Not only, no, can be a % of profit or flat % of any future sale.

It sounds like his balls have dropped an’ all. There’s hope for him yet.

It’s almost like they just make some stuff up as they go along.

That’ll do pig.

Are yous on the wind-up?

My hopes are high again. Fully braced for disappointment.

I think he could well become a certified baller and prolific bagsman in the right setup.

Am I still okay to bew him if that happens?

Like others, I was seriously disappointed by him in the Euros but when Shearer was on comms he seemed to really rate him despite that. Now if anyone knows a proper striker when he sees one, it’s Big Al.

Can’t believe you’re depriving the club of valuable PSR revenue.

Proof at least that I still write my own material.

Howay.

They’re just all using Chat GTP aren’t they?

You’d think we wouldn’t bid without the green light from the player, though we could be getting played of course.

I got a flutter upon reading the Slovenian article. Howay Benji, make the right choice.

Or we used that Japanese laughing gif that Mike loves.

Wonder if we did actually tell them to fuck off.

Fucking love Trippier like.