Rich

If all of the other players we sign this summer are of the type you’re hoping for, do you think you’d be more okay with one buy that doesn’t fit the ideal profile?

I’m choosing to look at it as him being five years (4.5) younger than Wilson and a whole lot less injury prone, rather than fretting about him being almost 29. Seems a significant upgrade to me, and that’s naturally going to cost us.

‘Panic’ Pope

Serious Rivière vibes from Germany’s striker.

At least you’re sitting in God’s country

Wouldn’t touch Tosin with a barge pole.

Such a grumpy man.

He’s got an elastic Asprilla-esque quality to his play that you just don’t see much of in the year of our Lord 2025.

This one’s surely happening.

Nowt to do with me like.

Standard first day of the summer holidays craic. Going to be a long seven weeks for this particular ugly little gremlin.

Woof

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Not just us seeing it.

I’d fit right in.

New Head of Content seemingly as shite as every other senior hire they’ve made is it?

That’d do me like, let’s hope we land a few more Brunos.

We were staying in The Hilton and I didn’t spy Isak.

Looked bright in his cameo yesterday, always demanding the ball and floating about into space.

Being ‘lazy’, mainly. Thought he was canny myself! Also a big fan of the new look.

Still got degs abuse from quite a few around me.

We have been moving, to be fair.