Rich

We’ll have one in by this time next week.

Well he might score one, he might score two.

Nah, Howe’s last quotes on it: “I don't think this is a surgery issue. I don't think it's something that needs mending. It certainly probably needs looking at as to why he's getting these sort of groin complaints. But yeah, it's definitely not a surgery issue.”

Sorry, edited, aye. Think he’s due back next week.

He’s fit and well, just on an extended break after the injury rehab I think?

Definition of talisman.

Genuinely sound as fuck apparently, seems like he’s made a class first impression inside the club too.

Aside from missing that blatant sarcasm, you must be tickled pink. Eddie Howe’s Swedish Mags.

This is only the beginning an’ all. Howay the fucking lads!

On the money as usual.

‘This place’, as if it’s not the strongest collective of NUFC fandom/knowledge on God’s green internet.

If I change it now it’ll make everyone think it’s done.

He’s going to be class, like. Especially after Howe and Co. work their magic.

Oh God

Howay, was explaining why we were so slow. But we could and should be doing loads more content. Video producers cost £20–30k a year and good ones are worth their weight in gold.

We’ve got a three-person video team Serious clubs will have about a dozen.

As long as the club would reprint the kid’s third kit free of charge I’d be down for him switching to 9.

Are there no old hands around who fit the bill? A Füllkrug type.

Don't think calculators go that high.

If him and Tino can build up a connection, dear me. Think Tripps would work brilliantly with him regardless, mind.

If him and Trafford rock up by the end of the week, everything will have a totally different feel about it. Still adamant we’ve got a Tonali-esque move up our sleeve an’ all.