Elric

The guy John Haughton was CDT teacher at our secondary school (Blaydon Comp). Actually a sound guy, despite his mackem allegiances Penance Edit - Still didn't stop me half-inching a soldering iron from CDT before the school was knocked down though. Sorry John!

Him. Can't remember who we were playing, but I remember clearly a moment of panic in the box where our man there totally sliced an attempted 'clearance' which led to a goal. Made O'Brien look like Maldini.

Fucking hell, Besiktas taking an absolute dicking

Chelsea level, 3-3. Ah well

Leicester 3-2 up Edit: Carl Cort, too

http://www.robson.org/capfaq/gifs/musicnote.gifAmerica, FUCK... NO!http://www.robson.org/capfaq/gifs/musicnote.gif

Fucking terrible manager. If Bolton want to consolidate their position as the league's worst club (according to the table, at least, which doesn't lie kthx), he's their man

Ahahaha. Fucking hate tottingham. Your team got raped, Martin, raped! I'd love it if those fuckers got relegated

Wasn't he the next Shearer? Fucking receding like Shearer

The Chris Waddle of Myspace

...and invented word of the week goes to:

Can't say it hasn't been coming, we've been fucking brayed all over

FYP

Fucks sake, we are fucking shite. This is what happens when you play shit fucking formations and camp in your own final third. Wankers >

Where's the "Couldn't give a fuck about either, but still saw fit to read the thread and vote in the poll" option?

First I've heard of any such activity to be honest. Then you must have forgot about van rapist (ok ok the charges were dropped) and the cocaine/gambling twins that are Tony Adams and Paul Merson. Im sure there are more examples. The bastard, fancy being falsely accused of rape. Burn the fucker.

As already mentioned, he's much better than Bates as a chairman. I'd actually be quite pleased - if I were a Leeds fan - as this guarantees them some fairly hefty financial backing, especially during the transfer window. Bates is such a shite chairman, though, it's untrue.

My main thought after reading the report was "who the fuck is Andrew Surman?" Followed by 'is he African?'? Followed by: "Ah well, at least one English player scored" <reads birthplace part> "Fuck, man."

My main thought after reading the report was "who the fuck is Andrew Surman?"

Fuck me. One post in, someone's played the racism card - something that happens with alarming rapidity all too often lately. Jesus. Anyway, if a player classes themselves as English I don't give a fuck about their heritage if they're up to the job

...shares the same physio as Babayaro. Fucking crock, who we need to replace with a creative midfielder ASAP. One that can sustain more than 60 minutes per game. In January, preferably.

Voted Bentley, his final ball is better than the others listed.

Pattison on the bench, yet no Enrique? WTF?

1000 Vader-esque cries of "noooooooooooooooo..." when we realise we signed the wrong one