Elric

How the fuck does he look simultaneously gaunt but have jowels? 🤔

I was gonna say, if that's code for blowing Reid's back out, fair play

Bold of Isak to go along like

Hoping for a Luc Nillis style leg wrecking for this cunt, hopefully inflicted by one (or more) or our players.

He's a good player but he's basically Woodgate 2.0, won't give much of a fuck when he leaves 🤷‍♂️

Hope Slot does a skipload of PCP and eats your entire face you RAT. Good riddance.

Parish has been a cuck for Liverpool way before Yasir made it cool*. That's how *fucking horrendous

"Mr Ekitike is not a r̶a̶c̶i̶s̶t̶ dangerous driver"

Loan with an option to buy is a fucktonne worse that 28.5 or whatever with buyback, wtf Just fucking keep him here if it's that.

5̶.̶ ̶I̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶O̶s̶u̶l̶a̶ t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶u̶p̶,̶ ̶4̶.̶ 4, then

And being a dog nonce.

I mean, hopefully, just buy him back

Sell on clause pls, just in case 😅

Out here Stewart Donald-ing motherfuckers If we can rinse Villa out of £30m for Osula it'll take the sting out but... fuck.

I suppose knowing someone is a bit of a cunt, up front, is better than finding out as with the rat. Celebrate the goals, don't idolise, no worries when he fucks off to Saudi in a year or two.

Compromise Them - Come back when you're ready to bid £60m Us -

Hope he gets burgled every Champions League away trip, rat bastard. Still fucking seething at our weak as fuck capitulation

Our transfer team and owners wondering why every player has suddenly had £20 million added to their asking price:

B-but this time we mean it!

Hard to swallow, unlike Yasir chugging down FSG's spunk, the fucking spineless cunt

Liverpool probably got us to agree to a collect call to discuss the fee as well

#1 cucks, aye