Elric

Plan V.

"NUFC are keen not to be scrambling for deals close to deadline day"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c776ypn66kko Obviously I don't expect him to say "aye he's as good as gone lmao" but... doesn't sound good

An Ermahgerd - Harder front line

SHIRLEY WHY

Is that Wireside?

Xhaka chasing anything in the premier league = red card waiting to happen

Have we had the Burnley fan in peyce yet? Best team we've played at Turf Moor so far m̶a̶r̶r̶a̶, hope yous stay up etc etc?

"shock and fear"

Two clean sheets against these mackem cunts this season and we'll call it square for twerking for the Mancs, Martin 🤝

"You'll never walk alone" Unless you refuse to sign a new contract. Or you make some mistakes in a Champions League final. Or...

In fairness, he doesn't advise Isak to do this ['sabotage' training] anywhere in the quote As a counterpoint - Deeney is, and has always been, a massive fucking cunt

We've got ZERO fucking strikers now

UnEze

Video of him getting bodied by Sven was the final straw for the top brass

The last Vardy post I made was in jest, now I'm fucking serious We're monumentally fucked if we end the transfer window with no recognised striker, like. Gordon isn't it, Osula isn't trusted. Nobody is saying (or at least I'm not) "it's Vardy or no-one", but surely he'd be a handy option to have even if we get a main man in. If we don't... even at this stage of his career I'd still fancy him to get a decent amount of goals and start a lot of the games. Obviously his agent will have us over a barrell but then who won't, at this point 😅 Fucking Isak, man. You rat bastard.

I was gonna say HMS Piss tha Leyg bringing out the heavy cannons

Fucked over by two bald cunts in the same summer, sheeeiiit

How's the Wontons.

It is lovely, and I welled up a little bit. But... that bit where Jackie answered the door and had a momentary "who the fuck are yee" look on her face, lol'd at that