Elric

For Newcastle it's clear: Proposal out of market value or he [Isak] stays. But you'd never tweet that, would you, you fucking nonce

I think I would legitimately be done with football if we went from Isak to Adam Armstrong, like

Aye, we'll never forget that time he... uhh...

Hopefully there's an obligation to buy in there somewhere 😅

Nahh, the Man U thing was fucking weird on his part

We need a top-to-bottom review of the structure at the club like, excluding Howe and the players. As to whether anyone will be arsed to do this, who knows. Massive fucking questions need to be asked. But I suppose, in doing so, someone has to admit culpability and I can't see that happening.

"You are free to go... ...to Liverpool... ...in 2028!"

He'll probably be class and then get absolutely mauled at the AFCON. The Newcastle way.

Not the thread

Surely there are some shit-hot up and coming South Americans to spunk this kind of cash on? Considerably cheaper, probably. Do we even have a fucking scouting team?

Yep, could fully see us going all in for Nicolas fucking Jackson

McGinn? Fuuuuuck off man, we're a fucking meme club

Especially after we rinsed them with Hall 😅

Fucking Romano, man Someone roundhouse this cunt.

So we've heard he has a blunder in him, fair enough, but has he got decent recovery pace? Because that's one of the main things needed, since our CBs are slow as fuck 😅 This is in a hypothetical world where we (post Elanga) since some cunt, however

[to all] "ok, sorry"

"only wanted Leeds"

Andy really has just found the bit of paper with our old targets on down the back of the sofa I remember doing the same thing playing Champ Man in the late 90s/early 2000s, I'd leave the list inside the CD case, so... 🤷‍♂️

They'll be loving this - which, in fairness to their inbred selves, I would be too if the shoe was on the other foot. Much like I'll be loving it when we wave them farewell from the leyg next year 🖕

It'd be suicidal to let him leave at this point, like. Unless he's categorically said he'll never play for us again (a la Wissa, but even that's bollocks imo) then all sides are just gonna have to swallow their pride and get on with the season. If I had one fucking iota of faith in our ability to sign a striker of high quality it'd be a different story but I don't, so here we are

This cunt made his mind up yet?

When did this "only wants" shite start? Certified paedos, man.

Meanwhile, Andy Howe is watching this guy on repeat: