Elric

Noooo

Ok Steve.

Ah, I was counting the clubs to which the rules actually apply

He (or more likely his agent) have 100% fucked us with the timing of this, like. Ah well, 26/27 PSR spreadsheet champions it is

I'm a bitter man, so 🤷‍♂️

Cruciate injury in his first match for the Scouse cunts, please.

Nothing but contempt for them as a club, fanbase and city tbh

Man, I swore yesterday that I'd log off here for the summer and not check anything. Come back when the transfer window was over, see how the chips fell. So yeah

A team containing both Lewk O9 and Xhaka? Dat red card probability

'Top' 6 cuck journos will be wanking themselves silly over this situation, like. Fucking start the season already

I fucking hate Liverpool like, Scouse cunts.

PSG and Arsenal supporting cunt. Has been very dismissive of us in the past. Hope he's right about Ekitike but... yeah, fuck him, prick

Every time I see this bumped I assume he's fucked again, hope there's some money left for a new CB after Ekitike 😅

"Mags signing Ekiteykeyuh means Eyyysak is awayuh, marra"

I swear to god, if you pull an N-JOY v2.0...

This season's Antonio Mango?

Priorities

Not rapey enough for them?

The only way we're signing this lad is if Isak is sold first, so... lock this fucking thread, pls

Coupled with an almost uniquely toxic fanbase when things are going wrong and the bewwwwws are ringing out. As these daft cunts would say - GERLD.

Fuck 'em both, both fucking vile clubs. Hoping for injuries galore.

Remember when "our fans" saved you daft cunts from back-to-back relegations? Oh. Well, I'm sure it'll be different this time

Imprisoned in Wincey's bar and gewlag

Them going on like they're some kind of massive fucking club, in a shock to no-one I'll be glad to see the back of these cunts, season hasn't even started yet ffs 😅