Elric

"Haway then"

Big ask for this new signing of theirs to come in and hit the ground running. Might be a decent shout for another team (after he's got some leyg experience under his belt) as they're inevitably being stripped of their generational talents following relegation at the end of 25/26

I, for one, am greyn with envy.

Gonna be a long fucking summer

Their ambitious project of attempting to not finish on a lower points tally than Derby in 07/08

Nee idea about this lad, Lee Chun-soo was an FM legend back in the day, though. Edit: Well, Champ Man, as it was then.

Pick a different beer

Something they, with their cheysey chip and blue pop ravaged bodies, can ill afford

Category C is flattering them, tbh.

... and also, to be perfectly honest, there's something slightly noncey about Marc-spelled-with-a-'c'. Don't @ me.

£43 mil, 29 in December... yeah that's not happening

Purely off gut feeling I think we'll fuck about / get strung along with various (incoming) deals until mid-to-late August, really hoping I'm wrong 😅

Is he a snide cunt like his da? 😅

We'd give Auckland a game, marra.

I hope the fixture list allows for us to be the ones to relegate these cunts. Blast some Fender out after the final whistle to twist the knife Ps. Sunderland as a club and fanbase are fucking shite, and the city is a toilet xx

Hopefully we've learned from the Guehi saga, if the signs are there that a player isn't that arsed we need to move the fuck on, and quickly. I know that was mainly down to Parish, but we can't afford to piss away weeks and months chasing something that isn't going anywhere.

Bring back Boreyney from Sampdoria, marra.

There were precisely TWO mackems at Blaydon comp when I went there. First one - CDT teacher. Actually from Sunderland, decent bloke actually. For a mackem 'Mackem' #2 - contrarian little shit who 'supported' Sunderland just to try and be different, never went to one match as far as I know. Never once seen one of these cunts wearing their colours in the Blaydon / Winlaton area. Or heard that wretched fucking accent Edit: I know this isn't the arguement being made but I wouldn't put it past them to retcon any of this area into being some kinda former stronghold, dafties.

Maybe it'll be the (frankly fucking horrific ) scenario where we keep Wilson on some buttons contract and sign DCL, with the hope that somehow there'll be enough minutes cobbled together to give Isak a rest 🤔

Record outgoing fee? Mags greyn with envy, marra.

Ssshhhh, been a long day man

They're welcome to him for 800k a week like, if that's what it actually is Edit: nevermind, obvious parody account (I think? ), nothing to see here

I'll admit that I know very little about Khusanov's city career, but didn't he get Boumsong levels of rinsed in his first few games? Maybe he improved significantly after that but... yeah 😅