Elric

That fucking accent, man

Ah yes, Scouts in Attendance 🤷‍♂️

Pump Isak and Big Jow full of whatever's needed to get them on the pitch and through this one. Must. Win.

Hope everyone is ready for a 10-behind-the-ball anxiety fest against Everton

Havertz is such a fucking cunt like

A keeper who can actually kick is gonna be such a fucking upgrade

2nd best to every ball man, fuck's sake

Everton it is, then

Fuck right off

All Arsenal, need to wake up like.

Ah. Well Some other cunt double. Don't care. Smash these cunts

0-2, Isak double. Let them bang on about how he's "playing for his move" or some other bullshit while we head back home with the 3 points 🖕🖕

2nd biggest game of their seysun later on (with first, of course, being our cup win)

Parish can't wait to add the prefix "FA cup winner..." to his players and slap an extra £10 mil on Hope we steer clear like.

Ugh, fuck off Villa. Fuck off Spurs.

We can't sell this guy.

I recognise the face of that dude in the middle who looked like he had makeup on during a recent photoshoot... otherwise, no idea

Fuck me, that's twice in the last two videos featuring Simon Jordan that I've seen where I agree with pretty much everything he's said Some unsurprising delewsion on show from a couple of the mackem callers... it sounds like - in the minds of a fair few of them - they're already up. Not like them to get ahead of themselves 🤔

Currently shitting themselves on RTG Howay Coventry

All fun and games until one of their £50m generational talents gets flung into the hoarding

Get in Cop for that you cheating little cunt, haha.

I'd expect our appearance in The Hague around about the same time as the "Crimes against Accents: Sunderland Edition" trial.

In this stadium, the noise decides whether you're a baldy nonce or not. The answer is yes.