Elric

Klopp and all these daft cunt pundits are just pissed because the ref has gone rogue, gave the red to the wrong team Really hoping he hasn't had "the call" at half time and been told to balance things out, Joe is a prime candidate ?

Big "IT'S JUST ME AND THE KIDZ FROM NOW ON" vibes, ahahahahahahahaha

Fuck running it close or scraping by on VAR decisions, I want us to dish out a hiding the likes of which these cunts have never known in recent years.

Hope someone slaps the dentures clean out of Klopp's steeplechasing mouth, the relentless cunt.

Disagreeing with hypothetical decisions is very RAWK. A VAR decision against these fuckers. Good one, (RAWK) lads.

He does it all the fucking time like, annoying as fuck

Nearly had to skip that Dan Burn speech like He's a good lad but... Christ, surprised they didn't fall asleep ?

Wiki say he from Slough (but grew up supporting NUFC)

If it's Tierney or no-one, I'd take him on loan with an option to buy, massive risk otherwise. Doubt Arsenal would go for that, like.

Just looked on his profile, guy is a Chelsea fan, checks out ?

Some cunt had issue with Howe saying "let's go to work", bizarre

"What are you doing, Mehr-dad?"

Welp, Michael and Sam look absolutely thrilled to be here Parents are buzzing though.

"How are you enjoying England?" "I prefer... ehhh... Newcastle. Sorry." edit: also, surely not that scuffle being caused by that daft little cunt O'Nien dying by the sword he normally lives by? BEWWWWWWW

Blatantly Southampton's hierarchy hijacking his twitter account so we don't pull the plug

#AnnounceFrimpong

Feeder club for Saudi

They're fucked if they go from Mitrovic to Jimenez like ?

Even if it doesn't turn out to be 'pool (it 100% is), I'd love to see someone kick Klopp's veneers in like, fucking cunt.

I totally get the reasoned arguements over the fees for other players who went to Saudi clubs but... £30m is absolute wank, like

Aye, let's make light of child abuse for internet points, fucking weird inbred cunt. Also... forced to wear a Newcastle top... in the same way you 'forced' her to wear that god-forsaken red and white? She can hardly choose her attire herself, can she? Fucking creep

B-but shirley Clarke is worth 20-30 million, marra?

£50m is Cancelo money, FOH

Amazed that the guy who once swore on his daughter's life that a deflected goal was his would do anything other than stick around in the prem, like