Elric

Learned my lesson from the Norwich game, had him in the team, 2/10 did not captain Although the horrible little twat should have had a hat-trick today already.

Gayest reaction to a goal being scored, ever

...and subbed

Nasri 3-0.

Aguero isn't scoring in this game, is he

Goal Nasri.

Aguero attempts 'hand of god'... booked

It's just a funny name

De Guzman :lol:

Swansea should have had a pen, Demichelis again

Aguero is ridiculously skilful.

Alvaro should have at least forced a save from Pantilimon there. Doesn't look like it's gonna be any kind of demolition job again from City...

Demichelis is so fucking clumsy

Swansea creating some chances, Shelvey with 2 decent long-range efforts now.

Ridiculous shot power from Negredo with no run-up

Thank fuck I took out any Chelsea defenders...

Takes some doing to be more of a cunt than Mike Ashley.

Suarez was toothless today. Just kidding. Fucking goofy cunt. Shite though

This liverpool game is

Fucking save, chesney.

Good play from Ramsey, Arsenal unlucky not to score.

Oh fuck off Alan, you fucking charlatan. Everyone is just wondering when you're gonna fuck up and end the good run we're on. Expectation level is nil, other than the expectation that you don't have the tactical nous of a papoose with down's syndrome. Which is barely being met. Cunt.

Giroud

Ooof, Mertesacker took a fair whack there like!