Elric

Jesus

OOOOOF

Aguero y fak u pegrillini

Aye, bring Dembélé on who's been turboshit for months

:lol:

Aguero again

Souness calling Adebayor "a kidder" on Sky Sports. A bit like you in your managerial career, then, Graeme

Haven't had the half-time team talk yet

Walker is thick as fuck

Get in, Aguero.

Bewing into theyer kewers and hewla hewps, marra.

BEWWWWW

Just have the fucking tea lady do the half-time team talk, man. Tioté's witch doctor. Colo's mobile hairdresser. ANYONE BUT THIS CUNT.

£500,000

City are so flat, like watching Chelsea yesterday. It's like they don't actually want the title.

Fletcher, lerl. That was shite.

Ref is such a fucking rent-boy. Give the red you spineless prick.

Aye. He's always in the ref's face, and he's always wrong too, cunt! Looks like he's wearing mascara as well, cock.

Viva la relegación surely?

Wish they'd shut those fucking awful horns up in the Spurs match :|

I don't think you understand Haiku.

'Exotic' in that they have opposable thumbs.

Mackems calling handball for everything but that glorious Sturridge header, daft cunts

Frank Lampard http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Kafka_portrait.jpg/200px-Kafka_portrait.jpg Franz Kafka http://www.eyefootball.com/imghold/largestFrankLampard_face.jpg

Gutierrez