Beren

Nice imagery

I thought that was the TV money split?

Crowd really don't like Wissa

Just keep the ball. You don't need to play a basketball match with them. Nutters.

Howe is sick in the head man. The fuck are Gordon, Hall and Willock doing on.

Good finish

I thought that was a clever feint by Joelinton on first watch

I do think Botman is cooked but people drawing any new conclusions from this game with an 8-1 lead is wild Everyone gets a pass. It's a 1st gear training session.

Enjoyable but I do feel bad for Qarabag. Seem like a decent bunch.

Fingers crossed because he won't be starting soon. Tino is coming.

Better than normal, but also artificially close - is that fair?

Absolutely abused Trippier as any sensible side would.

Man City 4/7 feels... generous

Brilliant comments.

Think he's good with the ball into feet against a slightly high line, or in a stretched basketball game. Wouldn't be massively confident in him turning in a squared ball into the box coming in at pace. Great game today. Full of running outside of his goals too.

This is mad.

Need to get you some more shifts.

Qarabag can take heart. Newcastle were 5-0 up vs Spurs after 21 mins. Took about 43 mins vs them Also, they didn't just try and kick Gordon et al off the pitch which is appreciated.

Love shrugging, like.

4 goals and the haters still out

Must be some goal bonuses at stake here Some lawyer who accidentally let Gordon have a Champions League top scorer bonus is sweating bullets somewhere.

A game with only downside risk Win 10-0 and it'll be shrugged off as a win against a minnow. Draw or lose, and you failed against a minnow in a high stakes game. Newcastle by 3.

This sounds like a parody but it's completely accurate.

Definitely a bit of after-the-fsct rationalising but they've a point. They're in a handy position to take a really good crack at at Europa for their first trophy in ages, and get a CL place. All the cartel are still in the FA Cup.