Beren

Well, except Haaland.

Man City's passing is revoltingly good

My mate directed the "Attack on Wembley" documentary on Netflix. Just saw it. England should never be allowed to win owt

Battered Newcastle tbf

Turns into prime Romario vs Newcastle, then misses that. Ffs.

I thought it was the right decision. Isak looked quite leggy from pressing in the first half. He's racked up a lot of minutes playing solo this season. Apart from the listless start (which was quite a ballache to recover from) it's tough to be too critical*. Just a particularly annoying team to play from behind against on a hot day. (Only watched part of the match as I was chauffeuring kids every 15-20 mins).

Unlucky mate. He's been monstrous lately.

You beautiful man. Thank you.

So gutted I missed out on the sponsorless shirts. You bastards.

Can't believe I've nearly made it a full season without packing this all in. First time I've done that in a decade.

Very tempting but sticking with Isak. Took out Bruno Fernandes for Havertz too despite a DGW.

Isak was my lean too, but I am worried he'll be less of a focal point with Wilson back, maybe taking more of a playmaker role. I really don't want to captain Haaland like everyone else. I want to captain someone I want to root for, which is a bad approach.

Klopp for me. Glorious end to the season iyam.

Bit annoying he keeps being referred to as an ex-Stoke player when he only played 22 times for them.

Mbappe

Loving this

How's that a freekick

So easily could have gone for goal instead he hooked his foot. Excellent.

Hahahah diving prick.

Gerrin

Where is the best place to buy NUFC clobber for bairns?

Very good chance Man Utd lose their next two away to an in-form Palace and Arsenal IMO. 3 points vs Brighton at SJP and the game at Old Trafford could be of less consequence.

There is understandable scepticism about its credibility as a stat but the xG for the game must have been monstrous.

Would be insane/fantastic after the (relative) depths of this season to finish only two places off last year's finish 5th feels far with the games remaining.