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I know it's a stupid hypothetical, but then wouldn't the high boot be penalised? I've honestly wondered about this since my playground days

Walker flairing like bloody Messi

This itv.com stream is horrendous I get better illegal EPL streams.

Not the sort of performance I'd expect from an innie. I sent it to my Mrs

https://twitter.com/therealpents/status/741365015677140992?s=09

Sterling and Lallana shouldn't be anywhere near the team tbh. I'd put Milner in there to free up Alli more for a start.

cos it would roll off near their own 18 yard box and cause all sorts of defensive problems. I'm sure you could angle your shoulder blades back to balance it up by your neck

Why can't goalkeepers place the ball onto a stooped-over defender's back, sort of near the shoulder blades and balance it up. Then the defender can run up the other end into the goal like a hunchback Forrest Gump?

Now I gotta post some Rooney stats, brb.

As if

Robson-Kanu - Squad Number 9 - Appearances 31 - Goals 2 This is how much they rely on Gareth Bale, for all the BBC's skrteling around trying to paint them as a solid team.

I think Joe Allen has been quality tbh.

Pretty much, the keeper would have initially thought it was a standard curler to the top right (his top left), hence the step across.

Gabby - "What have you learnt?" Henderson - "Well I can't now go telling you my secrets can I?" In a pre-taped interview, wow. I instantly thought of the infamous Taylor/Gutierrez post-match tunnel interview

Robbie Savage badly needs a piss.

I recall quite a lengthy article about how Graham Carr spent weeks making sure players like Demba Ba were the 'right fit' for the club being bidding. Maybe they just stopped caring.

or...

I kept replaying it using the strike as a base drum and the hit against the chain net as the hi hat. 2 minutes of my life perfecting the beat

Bottom right is Wilshere in 40 years.

He's definitely offski IMO. Haven't heard a peep out of him since Rafa joined. If he had any future at the club, he would have been forced or pushed by the manager to communicate with the fans somehow. As good as gone IMO. There's also something up with that 'injury' he's got that's offically kept him out of the team. I think it's more likely he's been stopped for playing for some reason, perhaps because Rafa knew his heart wasn't in it and his head was in San Lorenzo, or maybe he's refused to play. I remember when he first came Mick Lowe's asked if when out injured he was giving the manager his input and advise on the team in general and he said Errm no indicating a shift taking advise from a bad apple as far as Ian concerned he should be gone and won't be missed Someone wanna try to decipher this? Tbf it's quite harsh to implicate Ian W in this.

Can spot you Rinaldo...

He got offered a contract though FML

Nailed on contract renewal if McClaren was here, Benitez showing his pedigree already.