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Would it be the most expensive squad ever relegated? Surely. Would be close in purely comparative terms (size of TV deal vs transfer outlay, inflation etc.) with when Leeds went down.

If you need a little rough..

And we could have had Austin for £4m. FML

Says De Gea

We've been cutting them open since the first whistle

Elliott you legend.

Omg we're looking like a football team.

I'm a little puzzled by the costs in all honesty, you could get a fixed-ip address from a company like PlusNet for a nominal fee and for a lot less than £80 a month you could sort yourself out a proper server and host it all in-house, so to speak ^_^ I mean, my current desktop is quite old now (about 6 years or so), i7, 24gb DDR3 RAM, should be able to host this site for example. Could even get a UPS hooked up to it or a failover server in a mate's house Just curious if you've looked about elsewhere or outside the box, so to speak.

'Look at me, look at me, I travel places by AEROPLANE'. Pathetic.

'Subscriber' benefits? Not having your alias renamed cause you post badly?

Agent Harper, you have been activated. You must ensure the Sad Mackem Bastards go down. Mission 1. Crock Defoe in training, good luck.

They just don't like playing next to Captain undroppable.

Shelvey to get a hattrick of halfway line goals after 32 attempts.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35371540

Comments in here are bordering on mental. Has nobody been watching us this season? FU!

For £14m you could buy a couple of non-league teams and gamble for another rickie lambert/Jamie vardy

I'm really curious to see how he does if he does go into management long term. The only other manager I know that would be similar would be Sherwood? But he was batshit insane. Hopefully Nolan will be a bit more controlled

"Our Colo"

I'm pumped for this. Almost wanting to order a retro PL top with Shelvey 12 on the back too haha.

That 'fastest player' stat is a load of shite. It's always the players caught out of position who sprint back, like defenders or keepers who've gone up for a corner. Ball-with-feet fastest player is the important one.

I don't understand how anyone can think Colback can play left back after being totally out of his depth when moved there last match. He tried to dribble the ball with his belly while he crawled along like a baby. Jesus christ Anita has to be ahead of him just on the fact he has filled in at RB before and didn't attempt that baby crawl AFAIK We need a new LB, period. Wouldn't mind Enrique back tbh.

Shola? Captain Fantastic Kevin Nolan. Although an argument could be made to say that he was trying his damndest to help out further back in the pitch, he has the turning circle of an Easyjet 767 so it was probably better for him to just face towards goal up the pitch instead.

That is a bit ridiculous to say tbh. So you'd start Colback + Anita ahead of their midfielders? Is Perez better than Coutinho? Come on man, let's not get carried away after beating West Ham 2-1 at home. We've been absolutely dreadful this season and so have they yet they're about a million points ahead of us. I did say starting line up, so nah, I´d start Shelvey and Saivet ahead of their midfielders. Not much between Perez and Coutinho for me, but I prefer Perez as he seems to be more versatile and hard working. Bit mad tbh, Coutinho has established himself as one of the best attacking midfielders in the league to be honest. Perez still has an awful lot to learn.

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