Karjala

Come on Liverpool... hurts to say that

Didn't he get a chance to leave us for a starting spot elsewhere when it was him and Given, but he preferred to sit on the bench for us and get paid well for doing jack. Remember him being a bit of a bell-end at the McEwans Centre college parties in the late-90s/early 2000s too. Watch the daft cunt have the match of his life (he's due at least one) against us to send us down, saving 5 more shots from Misstrovic. This board will still love them both.

Would be absolutely hilarious if he ended up in net for their last couple of matches and had 2 total shockers that lead to their relegation Never hear the end of it.

To think we gave him a testimonial too. Hopefully he wont be invited back to any more, and if he is, hope he gets booed to fuck, like Ginola used to on his spuds appearances at SJP.

Shite keeper too. Pretty sure hes always been a mackem anyway, from Easington. Tosser.

Gone down in my estimates now, one of their fans attacked him not long back too. Arsehole.

Fancy us to sneak this, 2-1.

Every time I'm in Newcastle, and I walk past SJP, I wonder how the team can be so absolutely shit year in, year out. Frustrating.

Class, saw him at the City Hall a couple of years back, mental!

Be just typical they'll give him a start on Sat and he'll be a world beater against us, again.

Rumoured where? http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/moussa-sissoko-to-napoli-newcastle-midfielder-of-interest-to-serie-a-side-a6819961.html

Rumoured to be off to Napoli for £25m, would make sense (to Ashley's wallet) having just splashed out on 2 MF and potentially a striker coming in.

Ideally a draw and a win for us.

Cheers, so 21 of the 22 matchdays they have been in Relegation spots. Massive game this weekend.

When was the last time these were out of the bottom 3?

Watford are that shit at the minute, they couldn't have picked a better next opponent.

How many yellow and red cards did he end up with? Glad to see the back of him, should have shifted him when Chelsea were interested awhile back.

Fingers crossed we get another 15 penalties this season

Yeah seems a decent keeper, and as pointed out has been pretty good in derbies. Having said that, he seems to make his fair share of clangers along with the rest of the mackem defence.

1-1

Would everybody be willing to give Elliot more time if he was excellent at goal kicks and catching crosses, but poor at stopping shots?

For all the many shite signings the club have made, hoping to move them on at a profit and it hasn't worked, Wijnaldum is exactly what Ashley wants. He's got to be one of the best players of recent years, and if and when we do sell him, he'll surely go for £20m+ Just wish we could keep him and try and build a good season around him, if we stay up.

Would have thought the mackems would have other priority areas than spunking £13m on him.

The defender they got from Bayern. He had a shocker. He was truly awful. Got to say,the penalty he gave away was stupid, but the thing the mackems need to worry about most is his body language in deflecting the eriksen shot. Watch him closely, it's like he doesn't give a shit, so lazy,not sure why he bothered to sign for the club, it's obvious from that he doesn't want to play for them. Yeah watched that, proper school yard behaviour, "aye have a shot im not blocking it" attitude while sort of sticking a leg out. Certainly anything but committed.