Karjala

If Poyet didn't have such a great derby record (thanks to Pardew) he'd be gone. Another great example of the north east clubs having no ambition but to beat each other (and we now don't even have that under Ashley). Anyone know how many they have won out of their last 38 home games?

Chelsea don't normally score a shed-load of goals, so I will go with only 4-0.

If he is losing in the first round every time, it could work.

I'd go for Kermit the Frog, he's a good puppet.

Couple of folk yesterday were talking about getting season tickets back.... Nothing will change til Ashley goes.

2-1 loss.

All in Ashleys pocket

While I am happy that Pardew has gone (losing 4 straight derbies is reason enough, forgetting his awful win %), I find it hard to see how life is 'great' given that we still have a owner who wont allow our club to finish above 7th.

More saves by the Giant man than Alnwick will make all season

Hope he has a diet in his new years resolutions, or he wont last a season at his next club.

So these games are: Arsenal (a) L 1-4 mackems (h) L 0-1 Manure (a) L 1-3 Everton (h) W 3-2 Burnely (h) D 3-3 Total goals against: 13 Also got the league cup defeat at Spurs (a) L 0-4 So, 17 goals in 6 games. Jesus.

Mackems now 3pts off relegation, and of course who gave them those 3pts recently....

Terrible performance, Burnley should win this now.

Mackems tactics will have football done away with, fucking literally got everybody back behind the ball.

Great shot!

How come Bruce isn't in the poll, despite being one of the favourites?

If we are lucky we get Beardsley or Carver til the end of the season, and then de Boer. Most likely we will get Bruce or Pulis full time.

Bruce

Wonder who the next nodding dog will be, won't make any difference unfortunately. Our club publicly announce they don't want European football, so how can they do better than pardew?

Seeing as neither club have any ambition, we might as well appoint Brucey and win a derby.

Shown once again how fuckin terrible they are, and how we made them look like world beaters. We will save them from relegation for the 3rd season in a row, yet they will talk like they are some great team cos they beat our Pardew-led shitfest.

No idea which one is him, probably the one with a drink in his hand, useless cunt.

Boring 1-1.

Hard to pick out a single good performance, we knew we would get beat and played like it. Manure aren't great - we were there for a 6 or 7 job but they weren't up to it. Mackems shite again, wonder how we will fare against another very poor team on Sunday.

Absolutely useless today, nowhere near Premier standard, couldn't even trap the ball FFS.