Disco

Need to get Prince Andrew on to lift the home fans

Now that’s how to counter attack

Martinez again

Why they playing the Europa League music?

Got similar for Randy Kolo Muani, who IMO is much worse, so makes sense I guess from their POV. €50m plus Oddy and Hayden seems doable IMO.

Riyadh Air in the mud

Taking a battering off City.

Feel like AFCB deserve a chance at Yewrup more than Fulham. At least it’d be a novelty to them.

Think only 100 or so of the South London Nawty Boyz are coming up despite being the best fans in the league with all their songs with no words. No coincidence Arsenal (their big team) are on TV which is taking precedent.

Warra booking and starting on Big Joe that was for him though.

Nearly as embarrassing as spending more time out of the top two divisions than the alsoran we call the Burra.

They’re really one paced bar Garnacho. Add that to being a team full of players who hide as they don’t want Ratboy to shout at them makes for an awful combination if thinks are not going their way. Thought Lenny, Ugarte and then Mount were absolutely chronic today and that’s before you get on to individual errors. Dunno if they’ll have money to spend in the summer but like every one of the last few seasons their squad needs a major overall in every position which won’t be cheap. Shamorim’s hair is fucking vile too. Maybe they’re protesting.

Thought he was pretty (relatively) poor for large parts today but unsure if that was just because of who he was playing next too.

Do any of our matches not get shipped off to their private racism dungeon these days?

Seasick Stewart has had their life here

Ando’s laugh after watching our 4th goal back is a delight.

Smiley it

Bit harsh on Sporting Club de Portugal.

Quickly becoming one of the best midfielders to wear the shirt and one of my favourite ever players. An absolute treat to watch this lad play football.

Tonali, Tino and Barnes all absolutely electric today. Tonali in particular absolutely bossed the field. Isak played really well despite not bagging too I thought, led the line really well. Weren’t up against much in the end but a clinical and professional performance gets the job done. More of the same on Wednesday please.

What a signing top Tory wideboy Pason Pount has been for these bunch of chumps.