Disco

Had my ears chewed off by a taxi driver in Yogjayakarta many a year a go wanting to talk to me about how much he loved Alan Shearer and English football.

Basically me then, and now again. Ah man.

Love the mix of emotions on all the celebration videos like. Whatever happens I don’t think any (assuming there’s more) trophy win from here will be celebrated like this one was. Such a release of emotions in so many different ways for so many different people. Decades and decades of history condensed into one short moment. I’m on one of my mates video taken as FT whistle goes and I’m just standing there shaking my head crying as people lose their shit around me. I don’t think I’ve ever been as outwardly emotional (in every single way) as I was yesterday. Was absolutely totally spent at FT. What a day.

Astana away por favor

Imagine how happy you’d be pissing just close enough to this sad cunt so it didn’t touch him (or if Steve Bruce was in situ) as they writhed around on fire.

Happy Birthday mush

You’ll not see a better one on one full back in the league if he’s in a fairly deep line. Actually thought he was as good as I’ve seen going forward on he left too. Never understood why pro’s don’t just hoy a 50% cross in on the swinger more often.

North Sea Mags >>>

What a fucking man.

Gutted Gepetto is a paedo isn’t accessible, what a crease.

I throughly celebrated Toure’s goal against them, be daft to lie. Albeit Daz Bent cupping his ear as he sent them down to the lower leagues after receiving a cavalcade of racial abuse against him and his family was more enjoyable.

Everton 1-1 West Ham Ipswich 1-2 Forest Man City 2-1 Brighton Southampton 0-2 Wolves Bournemouth 1-1 Brentford Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea Fulham 1-1 Spurs Leicester 0-2 Man United

Everyone knows a 80,085 capacity would be optimum.

Brought out a new shirt to warn about the perils of the North Sea and how it’s stopping the hardworking patriots of Hendon from getting to the Steydium.

Getting an England call up according to Hope.

Aye they’re absolutely rank. Looks like a Chinese rail terminal.

I think if it has happened it’s after he’s kicked it rather than before. Grazed the top of his slipping foot rather it moving the ball before it’s struck.

Disappointing lack of missiles from the home end there.

El pels it is.

Allez!

Would be able to charge more if their fans weren’t concerned about the vicious tide times of the ruthless Mer du Nord taking them away.

Honking game but perfect outcome so long as there’s not hidden knocks.

Commentator gasping to get these absolutely pony stats out.