Decky

How are people commenting on this like it isn't bouncing all over the fucking place?

Can't stand Coors personally but I do enjoy a Corona or a Heineken after about 6 or 7 Guinness when I fancy a change and don't want to hit the half ones.

Looking forward to sitting in work Saturday with a couple of bets on. Missed this badly! Absolutely kills a Saturday and Sunday shift.

Seen a few people ask who would want to live there? I think it looks unreal. Would love to live there.

We've spent £170m on players in the last 8 months (and we're not done yet), spent God knows what on doing up SJP and our current training ground development, and we're actively looking to build a new world class training facility. Skint indeed.

Barnes is a no brainer. If we got him I’d be delighted.

I know fuck all about finance but I’m gonna guess this is either normal procedure or we’re using a loophole to get round FFP to get more transfers in. Next summer our ability to spend might be different once we get a new sponsor etc, something they were expecting to do this summer.

Genuinely up there with the best goals of 2022 so far. Outrageous!

I'm trying to be realistic with my prediction of 11th. The second half of last season was out of this world and I just wonder if something special was happening with regards to staying in the league and this season will be more as expected for the squad we have. Botman, Targett, Dan Burn and Trippier improve us massively defensively but we're still lacking up front. The midfield is improved with Bruno but we're still severely lacking when we've the likes of Shelvey starting every week. As things stand up front we're lacking massively out right and Wilson is a dead cert to miss chunks of the season with injury. Injuries to the likes of Wilson, ASM and Bruno expose another huge problem for us which is our squad depth because there will be players in our 25 man squad who aren't good enough for the Premier League nevermind pushing the top 8 or whatever. Things might be different by the end of the window but I can only make my prediction with what we have today. I'll probably review it on September 1st after a few games and the window being closed.

Doesn't the other side look in badly need of a touch up? I like the black but it needs to be kept up and redone when it starts to look shitty.

I still think 6th is bad for them. Its a tough one because their squad shouldn't be good enough to finish in the top 5 so 6th could be about right for them but its still Man Utd and a massive club where 6th should be a dreadful season every year no matter what. I'm not sure what is going wrong there with transfers but I still expect them to sign a good few players and they'll probably be expecting a push for the top 4 again.

Premier League: Winners: Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs, Man Utd Relegation: Brentford, Southampton, Bournemouth Overachievers: Forest Underperformers: Man Utd Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Championship: Winners: Norwich Runners Up: Watford Play-Offs: Middlesbrough Relegation: Sunderland, Rotherham, Reading Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: Wilson FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Man City Champions League winner: Man City

If ASM is to leave we need to have a replacement signed before we let him go anywhere. Hopefully we're not stupid enough to put ourselves into a bad position for fucking Spurs or Chelsea.

Barcelona scrambling to make an offer as we speak.

Their season is going to be a laugh riot. They're going to be on the receiving end of so many bad beatings.

If we can keep him then keep him. If he's happy being 4th choice CB then he is probably as decent a player we can get for that role right now.

Love how every day I see about 10 new pages on this thread and the situation hasn't changed a bit since yesterday.

Been thinking this all summer. Now is the time to get him in there.

Have Barcelona been linked with bloody everybody this window? Fuck me.

Man it really is fantastic to see the concourses around SJP get this facelift and hopefully the improvements keep coming. I've made several posts in this thread over the years about how the clubs identity is non-existent around the concourse area so its great to see it there finally. Can't wait to see it for myself.

I think he's class like. The awkward walk towards the camera near the start ffs.

This one will trigger a few on here.

He has to get about 2 videos out a week for his channel to have a chance of growing and there's fuck all happening in the summer so this was probably gonna happen. There's a ceiling on how many subs he will get focusing on just Newcastle or at least in the way he's doing it. He needs to take a more AFTV approach or branch out to covering other stories in football or he'll never make it big enough to earn a proper salary from it.

Ronaldo should have went to Man City. He probably would have got 40 plus goals and maybe even another Champions League trophy. He'd have been unreal for them. He let his heart rule his head on that one.

How big could their wages actually be given they were signed during the Ashley era? Some of them were signed in the Championship too.