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Just identify as one! As long as you've still got the blood of a righteous self important 17 year old that is.

Got a very Hatem-y way of running with the ball. Like it That's because he identifies as being Hatem

fuck it. I've decided I'm going to identify as being Japanese. I don't have that precious Japanese blood, but my brother went there once so that should cover me. Not that I'm going anywhere near Japan like. Miles away and geet expensive. Please respect my decision.

As if a Turk would give anything away for free.

If he does all them things then yeah, sure, he's actually shown that he wants to be Turkish and he's not just blagging it for the good of his career. But he won't. It's clear as fucken day he's just another cockney chancer.

Such a mug yee like. No chance in hell Dummett "identifies" as Welsh. He hadn't even been to Wales until they called him up.

The few minutes I heard on BBC Newcastle he was sounding as meek and stuttertastic as ever.

You're right like. He was born in England but Turkish blood runs in his veins and he said he feels Turkish. He's Turkish. Simple as that. Aye, nowt to do with the potential reaction should he admit his level of Turkishness was pretty much on par with Fry's Turkish Delight. Obviously an Irish has to agree with this line of thinking, else his team would be hanging around with the Liechtensteins of this world. I think if your parents are from wherever you have a right to associate with that country if you wish to. Nothing to do with football like. I agree with that in principle, don't get me wrong, but it's absolutely crystal clear that in this instance he has just chosen to play for Turkey because it was his best chance at getting international football. That's fine, I'm just not going to pretend that I think Colin Richards is Turkish af.

He's been asleep for half the season when we were battling relegation. Can only imagine how he'd be in Division 2. Farewell.

Bet he feels like he's from Essex too. Get him in the squad.

You're right like. He was born in England but Turkish blood runs in his veins and he said he feels Turkish. He's Turkish. Simple as that. This is something a true Englishman would say "'To tell you the truth, I didn't really want to come back to Britain,' he said." I'd say that if I was in KAZIM KAZIM's position, completely safe in the knowledge that no-one in England gives the slightest shit about what I have to say.

You're right like. He was born in England but Turkish blood runs in his veins and he said he feels Turkish. He's Turkish. Simple as that. Aye, nowt to do with the potential reaction should he admit his level of Turkishness was pretty much on par with Fry's Turkish Delight. Obviously an Irish has to agree with this line of thinking, else his team would be hanging around with the Liechtensteins of this world.

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Born in England, lived his entire youth in England, is cockney as fuck, Antiguan dad, Cypriot mam (who moved to England when she was 4)... =Turkish? GIVE OWWA MAN. He plays for Turkey because he had nee chance of playing for England. Nowt more.

if they do its to get rid of the buyout clause Andros, have an extra tenner a week, for your loyalty. Just don't read the small print.

Also, he's called Colin ffs. What more proof do you need?

brave... http://www.themag.co.uk/2016/06/deluded-newcastle-fans-queue-hours-championship-season-tickets/

100/1 and 50/1 here, but the 50/1 is in the same manner that Rashford's odds are pretty low. Plays for a decent team. Will never actually play.

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11 & 69 please.

TIL David Alaba is Austrian

He signed a new long term deal for 80k p/w during the season. Im sure that'll be more than enough to sort him out for life. Not to mention all his off the pitch contracts too. Fed up of this kind of mentality like. So he'll go home with about 2 million a year after tax, where as his team take home £150m from TV money alone. He was one of the top scorers in the premier league, it's not about whether he'll be scraping for pennies when he's 60. He should be paid the going rate for one of the top scorers in the league.

The diving and swanning around might be a good fit for Arsenal, but he can only ever run in straight lines and shoot, and Arsenal aren't exactly the most direct team. can only run in straight line ffs the guy scored 24 goals man

By going for the easy option and signing a striker who's had one good season and style of play doesn't fit in with Arsenal's at all? He won't even be in the team by January if he does join, unless Wenger does his usual trick and sticks him on the wing. Not to mention that he won't take them onto the next level and they could easily go out and spend the money on a world class striker like Higuain for starters. I'm not sure by buying Vardy they're saying they're not going to buy anyone else like. I don't think it's a particularly good move for Vardy at all, but I don't see why Arsenal would be annoyed at them strengthening a weaker part of their side.