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He's been s**** tbh He's been fine It's almost as if neesy is talking shit

Neesy is the Pepe of Newcastle Online

Pepe man give it up

Going off this game I'd probably prefer to take my chances with Papiss.

He's had a horrible season, but now you're just exaggerating He's not done anything horribly in this game since he came on. Torres and CRonaldo are however the two worst players on the pitch tonight. At least with Ronaldo if a chance falls to him you've got confidence that he'll bury it. Torres looks as shit as ever.

Why have Real stopped playing?

A potential extra 30 mins ugh

Nice try by Lucas

I wonder if pepes teammates hate him along with everyone else in the world

I often consider watching the Spanish league more consistently, then I watch a game and end up hating everyone on the pitch. Mark Clattenburg is my favourite person on that pitch right now. That's sickening.

Ramos good god.

Flacidman joeyt

Hardman Dan. It's a damning indictment upon society if I qualify for hard man status.

Torres just drops his legs back and trips Pepe, throws himself down. Disgusting that people have got to the point where they're agreeing with decisions like that.

All of that was AIDS. AIDS spinning dive, AIDS referee decision, AIDS penalty. AIDS.

professional footballers man.

Great spin move there Nando

Kept onside by the man who decided he'd like Ramos' shirt iyam.

Gol. Game over

Hell of a miss there from some hull regen

DE BRUYNEEEEE Pretty nice goal that like.

Some Swiss guy just got sent off. He didn't actually do anything so wor Shaka is very confused on commentary.

I'm watching Switzerland vs Belgium. It's turgid. I swear these international friendlies have a half speed clock.

Presumably this is a reference to him not being picked for England. Some of us are quite pleased he's not in the England squad. After years of seeing players from the 'top clubs' being picked, regardless of form, I gave up watching my national team. If Defoe played for Man U and Rashford was playing for us, Jermain would be with England and Rashford would be on his jollies. And both of them would get cut at the preliminary stage anyway. Not really much point in calling up the old man only to tell him to fuck off a week later.

The piecemealness of it is pathetic. Just scrap them entirely or leave it alone. Preferably the latter.