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This is what it should be, sans Wonga and the sponsor box. Evenly-spaced stripes at the perfect size. its all good and well getting some fancy hi tech sci-fi computer programme to come up with something complicated like that, but that's impossible to produce in real life. technology for such a complicated black and white striped football shirts is decades away.

But then we'll actually have complete stripes on our kit! Bleugh. As it is now, we don't have a single entire stripe

Sticky vinyl transfer shite

Acetone will probably do the job tbh. Just dissolve the glue from the inside and peel off the wonga.

aye i'm not convinced your thai friends will even know we got relegated

Congrats man! Good work. You should play it a bit smart, Rafa is a bit obvious.. but suggest Rafael Rafa Ben Arfa There's nee bun in the oven over here but I've already got "Ben Arthur" planned. I reckon I can get it by her. It's pretty much the only thing that has tempted me into having kids.

Nee chance.

See through part of the neck makes it look like there are stripes on the back like. At least at the top.

Reasonable designs. Shit wonga, questionable colours and look awful quality, as per usual.

I expected it to be more favela-lined than Beamish-esque, given its widely accepted status as Brazil of the North.

If we castrated every single idiotic Newcastle United fan, the streets would be lined with rogue testicles. Just take a breath and be content in your superior intellect, and/or call them a bellend on the Internet.

Was he right!??! You lucky swine

Aye me too. Hopefully Barnsley go up. The reality of the Championship is hitting me Alternative is Milwall

Aye me too. Hopefully Barnsley go up. The reality of the Championship is hitting me

they went 6 unbeaten and stayed in the premier league

I don't really buy that the Championship being the toughest league in the world. David Nugent just got himself promoted man. Our squad right now, shite defense and all, would absolutely dick the Championship with Rafa in charge. However, it's going to get boring, fast. And it's foolish to claim I'd rather be in the Championship beating random pub teams when we could be in the Premier League actually fighting for something. Not that Sunderland will really be fighting for anything of note.

I've seen better

All hail mike

Did Juve change managers when they were relegated? IIRC they brought in Mick McCarthy and sacked him as soon as they were back in Serie A

Aye, much more of a purple orange affair. At least going off these mockups. Although it's definitely worth bearing in mind little elements of the shirts will inevitably be a little inaccurate, including the colours. I might just pretend they're boca colours until the inevitably disappointing release day.

Yes. They likely have a photo of the kit in potato cam format. Or some format that would mean it'd be obvious who the source was. Or someone just told them what it looks like. Then they make a model of the kit. They did it with the arsenal kit too. In reality the stripe down the middle of their kit wasn't as wide as in the mockup. We may end up suffering similar issues.

http://i.imgur.com/fwcY8W9.jpg

There won't.

I mean, I severely doubt he's going to SCP, and he's probably not going anywhere, but CMON MAN. Footballer! Footballer who has been here for 6 months! Please try and remember that.

I'm not sure Rafa's integrity is a good thing as far as likelihood of him signing goes tbh.