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Fabregas. 2-2

2-1 Everton. Stupid Tim.

EVERTON 2-0 UP

FM-esque "GOAL Jelavic. It's his first goal since 2002!"

My new nomination for shittest player is Chancel Mbemba.

stream is so far behind. Fucking NBC.

Need to keep the tempo up like, towards the end of the first half we took the foot off the gas. We need about a 5 goal advantage before we can try the patented NUFC defensive collapse. Why is the crowd so fucking quiet.

Seems unnecessarily harsh when we've been this dominant. I don't disagree that he still doesn't offer much of anything, but I couldn't give a s*** if it works as a partnership. Mitro seems to be my candidate for player not doing his job, as he's showing the standard performance of a striker with no confidence. Mitro is busting his ass off. And yes, Colback doesn't offer much, but his positioning does my head in. He needs to try and complement Shelvey not do exactly what he is doing. I mean, it's their first game together, we're 2-0 up against 5th place, and Shelvey has looked like Xabi Alonso. I reckon I'm OK with this performance. I'm happy as well, but won't let Colback escape shit just cause we're winning. Hate him gotta pick your battles marra, the time will come when he serves up a massive pile of shite, at which point you pounce

Seems unnecessarily harsh when we've been this dominant. I don't disagree that he still doesn't offer much of anything, but I couldn't give a s*** if it works as a partnership. Mitro seems to be my candidate for player not doing his job, as he's showing the standard performance of a striker with no confidence. Mitro is busting his ass off. And yes, Colback doesn't offer much, but his positioning does my head in. He needs to try and complement Shelvey not do exactly what he is doing. I mean, it's their first game together, we're 2-0 up against 5th place, and Shelvey has looked like Xabi Alonso. I reckon I'm OK with this performance.

Seems unnecessarily harsh when we've been this dominant. I don't disagree that he still doesn't offer much of anything, but I couldn't give a shit if it works as a partnership. Mitro seems to be my candidate for player not doing his job, as he's showing the standard performance of a striker with no confidence. Really? Mitro's working his ass off and linking up the play really well. Fluffed a chance, mind. The chance where the keeper was massively out of position irked me. He had a perfect angle to just roll it into the bottom corner. As I say, we've played well, so I feel no need to really identify any underperforming player... just if I was pushed...

Seems unnecessarily harsh when we've been this dominant. I don't disagree that he still doesn't offer much of anything, but I couldn't give a shit if it works as a partnership. Mitro seems to be my candidate for player not doing his job, as he's showing the standard performance of a striker with no confidence.

Colback might be an alright player if he had any balls. He had no choice but to go forward there, and looked competent. We'll never see that again.

such a little bitch. Imagine faaalin doon lyk that in sunday leeg man.

mitro absolutely bottled the early shot there. wouldve been simple goal.

ridiculous

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The "shoot" shouts utter cretins

I'm going to buy all the Jonjo Shelvey merchandise that I can find on cafepress

Baldy Alonso

Jonjo Shelvey looks like a fucking wizard in there. It's confusing to my brain to see a central midfielder looking for a forward pass.

oh god. NBC are showing a preview of BEHIND THE BADGE: CRYSTAL PALACE FC. gonna throw up

Colback will be suspended pretty soon, and then hopefully his replacement impresses and Colback never plays again.

mackems 2-1 down

..by a player with zero experience of our league. Even for £8mil i thought it was daft selling him considering the position we're in. £4Mil is just plane crazy. Zero experience in the league vs mostly s*** and always injured. Been playing well lately... He's played ok, about twice. He's been useless for two years. No experience > 2 years of shite.

Perhaps we could invest some time in working out why his attitude is an issue, rather than just immediately shelving him.