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Looked online, apparently this bong eyed twat is a "right sided defender". http://i.imgur.com/NvPHDQI.jpg I'm sure he'll be fine for Northampton, alongside some proper defenders.

Seems daft to play Cisse over Mitrovic at this point like. Plus Obertan can run for DAYS, so he'll probably still play. I also think it's more likely we play some rando 12 year old at right back. Maybe that pink cheeked scouse fucker.

Such an awful "era"

Surprisingly decent game to watch this, given the participants.

well thats the last time pedro ever passes to willian

just the perfect deflection

hahaha west brom man, fuck them

Imagine that's your pen against Chelsea. Lazy prick.

8.6 for that one like. Great form.

Getting ben arfa on every shirt i ever buy from now on. Newcastle, France, Nice, Real Madrid, Brazil, Gateshead, all of my work shirts, everything.

He's just positionally all over the place. Sometimes that means he's in the right place for mental last second tackles, most often it just means Anita gets to do the work of two, and then gets criticized for not being domineering. Please drop him.

This is a very negative post Kanji. I for one can't believe that you think Gabriel Obertan is the kind of player to crawl into his shell during a not especially big "big game". I think we need to give him a chance. Let's ignore the years of evidence we already have, it's time to OBELIEVE.

Majority opinion on various players is one thing, but TCD's example of... "But you see a lot of "X is a Y international" as if that makes them good footballers for NUFC & PL by default on this forum." is utter shite. But it's pretty much what we've come to expect from the forum's resident clown.

I've decided to classify him as a "Box-to-Box Defensive Midfielder", he'll go on random jaunts into the opposition half, looking like a true B2B, but then when in the final third, instead of using pace and power to take someone on / make a chance, he'll whip out his best Scott Parker pirouette, killing any form of momentum in the attack, and leaving all the players around him flatfooted.

I wrote a blog post last week criticizing Colback for his overly safe and slow-paced passing and saying that I saw him as a squad player. Multiple people wrote in to tell me that I had no comprehension of the sport. did my part

Niger de Jong isn't that bad really. In international football you can go a long way with 1 or 2 brilliant players. Robben was basically Holland's only attacking threat once Van Persie did his usual knockout stages disappearing act and they nearly got to the final I don't disagree. But you see a lot of "X is a Y international" as if that makes them good footballers for NUFC & PL by default on this forum. NDJ isn't that bad at all. However, 81 caps for Johnny Heitinga is unacceptable. The man played in the WC final right? That was some awful team. You are so very full of shit. There are thousands of people here, that spend pretty much every day arguing with one another. There is no default.

Gouff is exiled IMO. Until September when we've accepted no-one will buy him.

IYAM there's nee chance Mitro starts this one like. After his two bookings I'm sure we'll be worried his cards will be marked, and with that in mind, Old Trafford isn't exactly the ideal place to get your first start.

Yep. That's the exact face I pull every time I see a "Foluwashola has quoted you" notification.

Because they're our two best players in that position? http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94962.msg5668347.html#msg5668347 Please refrain from responding to my posts in the future.

Our CM is shit. Who knows if Mehdi was the answer, but I know for sure that the Anita-Colback partnership isn't. We've got plenty of shit in the squad, how about we get rid of those chumps first?

surely if you actually cared, the hassle wouldn't matter. But he doesn't actually care, he just wants to be zany. He can fuck off.

(I'm assuming we've ran out of defenders already, yes? If not, Anita in mf, Colback sacked off)

fuck it, i'd go for... Krul Anita Colo Mbemba Haidara Wijnaldum Colback Perez De Jong Thauvin Cisse [/mental]