SEMTEX

gonna hate him?? what u mean you don't hate him already!! He's just massively disliked at the moment. Hatred is reserved for Lawro.

Fucking Clem. I'm gonna fucking HATE Clem by the end of the season.

Madrid is an amazing city, with a stunningly impressive club. You just have to step into the Bernabeu to realise how special a club Real Madrid is.

Reportedly Milan are gutted that they missed out on Peter Crouch. They're settling with Huntelaar but I've heard heads are gonna roll.

Samaras goal 91st minute For the life of me I have no clue how he got away with that. Should've shot at least 14 days before he actually let go of the ball, ended up dribbling into the far corner.

Belgium and Switzerland are both closer to losing their 2nd spot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_coefficient Aye. Still, looking at that, a performance akin to last years European performance would knock Scotland down a notch surely.

If Celtic fuck this up, surely it can't be long before Scotland loses their 2nd Champs Lge place?

I feel sick

Because the coach doesn't expect to play him at all, and doesn't want an extra person to coach. Plenty of managers don't want to coach hundreds of players per training session. Like over population of schools. Plus, he's fucking awful.

I don't much like that back 4 like. I also see some form of gentlemans agreement re: Senderos playing. Maybe you'll have to play Rodwell back there..

36 mins

meh

What's with the "Iam"? I am getting the feeling its a secret code. Something that will show that this is all a piss take.

Is this done yet?

But, but... it's Saturday!

The point is, they don't need him. Barry, De Jong, Kompany and Johnson can all fulfill that role. Mind, Alonso and Barry could be great together. Kompany will go in defence, Barry will play alongside him, De Jong will provide depth to the squad and Johnson will go to the pub, like he's been doing all fucking year. Quite how anyone even considers Michael Johnson as a footballer anymore is beyond me.

Stoitchkov, Lineker, Beardsley. Ameobi? Cort? ffs

Sweet, introduce yourself if you see my sexy grill. There's a photo somewhere... http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,62837.msg1914861.html#msg1914861 I will be wearing that kit.. probably. I am bringing 7 NUFC shirts with me. Mainly to clothe the various American girls (and dude) that will be attending with me. Still, not much room left in my bag for anything else.

Are there any UBER committed people around there interested in joining a Times Fantasy League? It will involve us drafting our players in a thread from the start of next week. We can't have the same players in that league. It has a really good points system, but it needs you to be active re:banter and transfers amongst ourselves. Looking for another 4 players.

Just noticed this HILARIOUS comment from Toure about all the big players leaving Arsenal... "Thierry Henry, Patrick Vieira and Ray Parlour have gone. We lost too many leaders at Arsenal."

Now there's a surprise!

Press Conference, 3pm.

Spell it the normal way, Besiktas. If you are sure the club will be sold tomorrow, why does your "ITK" tell you the things about Coloccini, Beye, Bassong and Geremi? If the club is sold, why do the old owners keep selling players?... Answer that one! To make it more attractive to buyers with a lower wage bill. Jesus it's common sense. It's also playing the odds I'd say. The likelihood of an owner coming in and saying that his masterplan was to base the team around Geremi is fairly slim.

The problem with selling anyone to Villa is that they wont be sold until 23:53 on the last day of the transfer window, so don't expect anything soon.

Crack is nothing compared to the shit we've been hittin